The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-27 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #3741
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   every time i open this thread up in the school library the person next to me gets goatse'd
2. 2017-11-27 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3742
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ohk jimmy
3. 2017-11-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #3743
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Lol. What's up bling boy?
4. 2017-11-27 at 10 PM UTC

   #3744
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   had random seizeure yesterday woke up wiv no bud like most mondays
5. 2017-11-27 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #3745
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   drowing tifgers
   
   
   
   Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-11-27T22:19:45.054160+00:00
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • RisiR †, 
   • RestStop
6. 2017-11-27 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #3746
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by bling bling had random seizeure yesterday woke up wiv no bud like most mondays

   
   
7. 2017-11-27 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #3747
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
8. 2017-11-27 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #3748
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Elektrike snek ft bmoney da tiggur
9. 2017-11-27 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #3749
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   hopeing all my friend dont die before i got my money up
10. 2017-11-27 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #3750
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I just got 7 stitches in my foot. Don't even know wtf I cut it on, but it was deep as fuck. They gave me ativan and percocet in the ER and were all bent out of shape about my heart rate.
11. 2017-11-28 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #3751
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I just got 7 stitches in my foot. Don't even know wtf I cut it on, but it was deep as fuck. They gave me ativan and percocet in the ER and were all bent out of shape about my heart rate.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol.
    
    Honestly, there's no point in regretting it dude. Anyone who hung on to those old BTC just got really, really lucky. It's not something to dwell on, you might as well regret not buying Google stock 30 years ago.

    
    I know it. I tell myzelf that every day but everyday i wake up poor ad fuck and it all starts coming nack
12. 2017-11-28 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #3752
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I just got 7 stitches in my foot. Don't even know wtf I cut it on, but it was deep as fuck. They gave me ativan and percocet in the ER and were all bent out of shape about my heart rate.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I know it. I tell myzelf that every day but everyday i wake up poor ad fuck and it all starts coming nack

    
    buy dogecoin instead
13. 2017-11-28 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #3753
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    
14. 2017-11-28 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #3754
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
15. 2017-11-28 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #3755
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Butt buttt Muhh muhh safe Daturaa
16. 2017-11-28 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #3756
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
17. 2017-11-28 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #3757
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice Hey, Lanny, remember when I suggested you to seriously research investing into cryptocoins and you treated me like a fucking idiot that may as well have been suggesting something completely random like turnips for no good reason?

    
    That was well after the ethereal boom started. Also if you go back and read it that exchange might not have gone exactly the way you're remembering it.
18. 2017-11-28 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #3758
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    being mod is lanny's only way anyone would even notice him
19. 2017-11-28 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #3759
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh shit, this episode of Bojack Horseman opens up with a K Flay song.
20. 2017-11-28 at 3 AM UTC

    #3760
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh shit, this episode of Bojack Horseman opens up with a K Flay song.

    
    >watching jeditoons