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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If anyone has hacked or throwaway Twitter accounts. i would love you long time if you could send me a PM pls.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie If anyone has hacked or throwaway Twitter accounts. i would love you long time if you could send me a PM pls.

    are they hard to set up now?

    is it black Friday yet? heaps of people are buying shop uniforms so they can cut lines, it's going to be insane, I legit expect people to die this year
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you ever just stand forlornly over your equally forlorn toilet in the middle of the night and drop individual pieces of stale potato chips into the bowl as symbolic representations of your hopes and dreams barely ever staying afloat before sogging out and woefully sinking to the base of the shit-house where you and they belong?

    Me either.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra are they hard to set up now?

    is it black Friday yet? heaps of people are buying shop uniforms so they can cut lines, it's going to be insane, I legit expect people to die this year

    Where'd you hear this? By shop uniforms I assume you mean the employee uniforms at the place they want to go? And then what? Show up in uniform and walk up to the front of line a minute before they open actin like you're supposed to be there?

    They're the ones gonna get killed. I remember about 4 years ago I did an all-nighter Black Friday thing for the only time in my life, 6 hours just fucking standing there in single-digit temps ($199 PS3 my reasoning), and was toward the front of the line which was wrapped around the building so I was in like the front 5%.

    Right as soon as they opened the doors there was were a bunch of random shadow lurking fucks like reverse cockroaches that suddenly come running out from hiding behind parked cars and manholes and shit and they all start trying to hurdle the gates they had set up and blend in with the pandemonium but Nah.

    WE THE PEOPLE had developed a camaraderie over those stupidly cold past 6-hours of patiently waiting outside, so instead of going inside and ignoring them we all instinctively form a big-ass blockade and rebuke these rat motherfuckers while security got things under control.

    It was a proud moment for us 1st world priveleged discount electronics shoppers to unite and prevent the Cringe-snakes from slithering in with us without putting in their time.

    Then we all immediately forgot our alliance and trampled over one another 'til we got inside to beat the shit out of each other and run around the store like goddamn lunatics. As it was meant to be.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^That story has inspired me. I was going to kill myself on Saturday but you have motivated me to carry on. Hopefully my good luck will continue but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop ^That story has inspired me. I was going to kill myself on Saturday but you have motivated me to carry on. Hopefully my good luck will continue but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion.

    Sound choice. Sundays are better for suicides anyway. Carry on my wayward son.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra are they hard to set up now?

    is it black Friday yet? heaps of people are buying shop uniforms so they can cut lines, it's going to be insane, I legit expect people to die this year

    These days i believe you need a working phone number to create one.
  8. It's very easy to use a fake number that can receive (limited) calls and texts. Y u no do it?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tweet me in the bushes, cockboy
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  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I think mash is in the psych ward. Nigga hasn't posted lately.
  11. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I think mash is in the psych ward. Nigga hasn't posted lately.

    Dude needs it, he's gone down hill a bit it seems.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ tweet me in the bushes, cockboy

    Tweet me ousside, how bow dah?
  13. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Tweet me ousside, how bow dah?

    Are you pinning test yet
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    at this park 1 times thers like a lake and gay men used to shine a light across from the bushes then meet up and bummed eachother u can tralle them into the lake
  15. When my dealer is drunk he goes off on random bipolar tangents and reminds me of bling in real life
  16. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Are you pinning test yet

    no
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    pull a rubber band between both hands, wave 1 hand, the other hand will sense the waving force.

    replace rubber band with gravity, that waving force is gravity wave.

    that waving force is moving at light speed, but your hand is moving at very low speed.

    if you wave your hand at green light frequency, it will produce strong green light, can be seen miles away.



    aether is an imaginary stuff, it does not exist.

    field is a regen force can reach, space is a field, all fields are in space, but field is not matter, not aether.

    without charges, where is field? what field?

    what is propagating in space? light? em waves? what are those? what is waving?



    by now, can you see e=mcc is bs?

    m is mass/matter/charged particles. e is moving/vibrating force/electrostatic force.

    if m moves at c speed, it carries 1/2mcc energy, for m to carry mcc energy, it has to move faster than light.


    radiation is bs, black hole is bs.

    theory says if a star/mass is big enough, its gravity is so strong, even light cannot escape from it, so it becomes black hole.

    light is not matter, light has no mass, how gravity attracts light/slow down light/bend light?

    if you think light has mass, so gravity able to act with light, then why is all star lights have same speed? bigger stat light should slower than small star light.

    simple logic, real black hole is in your toilet.


    weak force and strong force are bs

    what carries those force? how does it work?

    science cannot explain why proton and electron do not stick together in a hydrogen atom yet, how could strong force and weak force are facts? the whole atomic theory, standard model, qm, are bs for sure.

    please debunk me if you have it.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 It's very easy to use a fake number that can receive (limited) calls and texts. Y u no do it?

    I know, but i don't have any burner phones at hand right now or something of the sort. So i figured if someone had a spare account they weren't using anyway, maybe i could use it.
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Sophie I know, but i don't have any burner phones at hand right now or something of the sort. So i figured if someone had a spare account they weren't using anyway, maybe i could use it.

    I think there is some kind of service online to use a spoofed number for verification shit.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Text me app ...it's the literal name "Text me". Works wonders and is free AF.
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