The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-20 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #3381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jimmy so why choose slow suicide over fast suicide

   
   haven't exhausted all of my options yet
2. 2017-11-20 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #3382
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   but when you start slow suicide you cant take it back unless you take methadone for life so you dont get woken up by your leg bone aches
3. 2017-11-20 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #3383
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Good name for a band My Slow Suicide by Methadone.
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4. 2017-11-20 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #3384
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by The Jailer Got a full jail tonight. Bill Krozby , Jimmy and Bling Bling are on probation.

   
   I love jail themed jokes
5. 2017-11-20 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #3385
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat Grimace, I think you need to step it up. It's almost 1 PM EST on Sunday and I haven't seen anything epic out of you

   
   Im sure it has nothing to do with you making cringe-house "weekend of grimace" threads and acting like Jesus Christ Himself was going to lay out some new-age parables of Biblical proportions.
   
   
6. 2017-11-20 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #3386
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You stole $60 from Grimace and blamed depression as a grown man. You're depressed now too that's the only reason you're being mean spirited.
7. 2017-11-20 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #3387
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Im sure it has nothing to do with you making cringe-house "weekend of grimace" threads and acting like Jesus Christ Himself was going to lay out some new-age parables of Biblical proportions.
   
   

   
   Weekend of Grimace nigga
8. 2017-11-20 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #3388
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat You stole $60 from Grimace and blamed depression as a grown man. You're depressed now too that's the only reason you're being mean spirited.

   
   What? It was $70 and my letter got jacked. WTF depression, son? Son?
9. 2017-11-20 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #3389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what happened guiz
10. 2017-11-20 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #3390
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That goddamn credit, dead it.
11. 2017-11-20 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #3391
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I love jail themed jokes

    
    I like them if they're actually funny
12. 2017-11-20 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #3392
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy but when you start slow suicide you cant take it back unless you take methadone for life so you dont get woken up by your leg bone aches

    
    I've actually been tapering, jumped off today and so far I'm just cold, no big deal
13. 2017-11-20 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #3393
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I love jail themed jokes

    
    Let's hear some
14. 2017-11-20 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #3394
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Let's hear some

    
    this is a text based bulletin board, you'd have to read them mate.
    
    
    
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15. 2017-11-20 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #3395
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I've actually been tapering, jumped off today and so far I'm just cold, no big deal

    
    not for long LOL
16. 2017-11-20 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #3396
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Not the real malus

    
    then where's the real Mal
17. 2017-11-20 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #3397
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo then where's the real Mal

    
    tell me the crayest people youve met in therapy
    
    the most bundy too
18. 2017-11-20 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #3398
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy tell me the crayest people youve met in therapy
    
    the most bundy too

    
    If you were my client I'd prescribe you a length of rope and bid you farewell.
19. 2017-11-20 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #3399
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    no you wouldnt
    
    youd lose your job
20. 2017-11-20 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #3400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    True. Which is why I'll have to settle for telling you on here.
    
    Kill yourself.
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