The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-19 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #3361
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Oh come on people it's not that bad
   
   
   
   
   
   It's not really opioid like at all imo
   
   I use the green vein for energy and the red vein for relaxation, you can't really get high off of it unless you count the wobbly shitty nauseous feeling you get from taking insane amounts of it "high"
   
   Good for pain relief too, which is why they're trying to make it illegal I imagine

   
   There was a news story on my local news station about "Crouton related deaths" and they interviewed one of the state's medical examiners and he proclaimed that they now check for Crouton when performing an autopsy. He went on to declare that past deaths could have been Crouton related and wasn't detected due to the lack of concern for the substance.
   
   #feartactics
2. 2017-11-19 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #3362
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Forever bad.
3. 2017-11-19 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #3363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
4. 2017-11-19 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #3364
   RestStop Space Nigga
5. 2017-11-19 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #3365
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   This seems like rest stop.
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6. 2017-11-19 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #3366
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace There was a news story on my local news station about "Crouton related deaths" and they interviewed one of the state's medical examiners and he proclaimed that they now check for Crouton when performing an autopsy. He went on to declare that past deaths could have been Crouton related and wasn't detected due to the lack of concern for the substance.
   
   #feartactics

   
   Grimace, I think you need to step it up. It's almost 1 PM EST on Sunday and I haven't seen anything epic out of you
7. 2017-11-19 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #3367
   RestStop Space Nigga
   ^LOL. Glad you posted that...it's definitely catchy.
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8. 2017-11-19 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #3368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Having 2 indicas changed the game. I haven't been able to do shit.
9. 2017-11-19 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #3369
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   trye life of a rasaclat
   
   
10. 2017-11-19 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #3370
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    you ppl didnt believe me i said this is how we live every day
11. 2017-11-19 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #3371
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 That username could have been funny if you weren't an illiterate mongoloid

    
    What's your IQ?
12. 2017-11-20 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #3372
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by NARCassist people who know their shit use gas mask powder. that stuff will fuck a dogs nose up permanently rendering a sniffer dog useless.

    
    CS powder; a fairly well-known trick is to put a piece of clothing in a hole (or piss in it) and drop the powder around it. if the dog gets a noseful of it it won't be useful for a few days (won't permanently harm them because they'll back off and blow it out ASAP).
    
    It takes a lot of chocolate to harm a dog; it's the theobromine in raw cocoa that they can't process so standard blocks are more or less harmless - you need drinking cocoa or high-cocoa dark chocolate if you want to be a dick about it
13. 2017-11-20 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #3373
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy What's your IQ?

    
    141
14. 2017-11-20 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #3374
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 141

    
    source?
15. 2017-11-20 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #3375
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy source?

    
    My brain
16. 2017-11-20 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #3376
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    but your brain is usually wrong and thats why you hallucinate
17. 2017-11-20 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #3377
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >takes opioids everyday
    >expecting not to become a dope feen
    
    might as well suicide now instead of making it drawn out and painful
18. 2017-11-20 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #3378
    

    The Jailer Yung Blood (banned)
    Got a full jail tonight. Bill Krozby , Jimmy and Bling Bling are on probation.
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19. 2017-11-20 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #3379
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy >takes opioids everyday
    >expecting not to become a dope feen
    
    might as well suicide now instead of making it drawn out and painful

    
    when did I say that i didn't expect to get addicted
20. 2017-11-20 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #3380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    so why choose slow suicide over fast suicide