2017-11-11 at 7:01 PM UTC
Shower. Splash hot water on face. Apply shaving cream. Shave with the grain. Then against the grain. Splash hot water on face. Splash cold water on face. Apply aftershave.
2017-11-11 at 7:03 PM UTC
Do you seriously do all that?
2017-11-11 at 7:05 PM UTC
Yeah. It doesn't take that long, really, but I want to get a close shave if I'm shaving which is why I usually shave it both ways, and washing with water afterwards and aftershave so I don't break out.
2017-11-11 at 9:08 PM UTC
If I ever want a close shave I just use one of those trihead things. Makes my face smooth and doesn't make me all itchy or irritated, plus it's a hell of a lot faster. Razors are fucking archaic.
2017-11-12 at 2:31 AM UTC
I use a single blade. When I'm feeling extra hardcore, I slice into my jugular a bit.
2017-11-12 at 4:18 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It's funny you might ask, Bill Krozby. I was looking at my neckbeard and it's all patchy from the last time I shaved. I suck at shaving, even when using an electric shaver.
I usually just use barbasol and call it good.
2017-11-12 at 3:49 PM UTC
Cold water, no shaving cream.
2017-11-12 at 3:59 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Usually I use an electric trimmer thing in the backyard. Sometimes I use a razor to get a closer shave.
2017-11-12 at 5:07 PM UTC
I use a sword, or a machete. Depending on what's at hand at the time. And i have been known to carry a sword, just casually you know?
2017-11-12 at 5:45 PM UTC
This whole thread is faggotry.
Go buy yourself a safety razor (my choice)and a bulk supply of blades, wet your face, put some soap on it, and shave. Don't be a cockfag. Idk what it is with "zeitgeist" kids these days who all shave like fags and think steak can only be eaten on way.