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  1. #41
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 W E E A B O O

    Didn't say i wore a kimono while walking around with my sword. But i should.
  2. #42
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This whole thread is faggotry.

    Go buy yourself a safety razor (my choice)and a bulk supply of blades, wet your face, put some soap on it, and shave. Don't be a cockfag. Idk what it is with "zeitgeist" kids these days who all shave like fags and think steak can only be eaten on way.

    safety razors are for pussies.

    real men use non-safety razors and in the most reckless fashion.
  3. #43
    I want to imagine that it's also a sword that's been broken just above the hilt. You carry it around as it was your father's. He was a merchant killed by bandits, and you bring it with you everywhere in your search to find these bandits.
  4. #44
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I want to imagine that it's also a sword that's been broken just above the hilt. You carry it around as it was your father's. He was a merchant killed by bandits, and you bring it with you everywhere in your search to find these bandits.

    I also have a loli companion who's way too smart and strong for her age. Whenever i have inappropriate thoughts about her she can tell and she wacks me over the head with some object that's laying around for comedic effect.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Sophie I also have a loli companion who's way too smart and strong for her age. Whenever i have inappropriate thoughts about her she can tell and she wacks me over the head with some object that's laying around for comedic effect.

    And under which circumstances does she turn into a wolf?
  6. #46
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 And under which circumstances does she turn into a wolf?

    None, but it has been rumored her clan has the strength of the wolf. Which is what makes her so smart and strong in the first place. She can have some "wolf based techniques" but no shapeshifting allowed.
  7. #47
    Welp. I'm gonna go fap.
  8. #48
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Welp. I'm gonna go fap.

    Not the response i expected but it's the best we got.
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