How do you guys shave?

1. 2017-11-11 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby No I don't. Please explain to me how its gay, since you're apparently well versed on the topic..

   
   na, you just carry on acting like a big girl.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-11-11 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   so gay
   
   
3. 2017-11-11 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #23
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Shower. Splash hot water on face. Apply shaving cream. Shave with the grain. Then against the grain. Splash hot water on face. Splash cold water on face. Apply aftershave.
4. 2017-11-11 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you seriously do all that?
5. 2017-11-11 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #25
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Yeah. It doesn't take that long, really, but I want to get a close shave if I'm shaving which is why I usually shave it both ways, and washing with water afterwards and aftershave so I don't break out.
6. 2017-11-11 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #26
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Some tips I found here that helped me decide on that, and then it worked well for me.
   
   https://www.badgerandblade.com/forum/threads/should-you-wash-your-face-after-shaving.91174/
7. 2017-11-11 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I ever want a close shave I just use one of those trihead things. Makes my face smooth and doesn't make me all itchy or irritated, plus it's a hell of a lot faster. Razors are fucking archaic.
8. 2017-11-11 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader gay. sounds like something that only girls would know what that is.
   
   i've never herd of pores whatsoever in my 36years of life.

   
   Are you calling me gay or calling me a girl ?? I happen to like rare steak and I'm not into the color pink that much, so you know.
9. 2017-11-12 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I use a single blade. When I'm feeling extra hardcore, I slice into my jugular a bit.
10. 2017-11-12 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's funny you might ask, Bill Krozby. I was looking at my neckbeard and it's all patchy from the last time I shaved. I suck at shaving, even when using an electric shaver.
    
    I usually just use barbasol and call it good.
11. 2017-11-12 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader gay. sounds like something that only girls would know what that is.
    
    i've never herd of pores whatsoever in my 36years of life.

    
    that...and pores have absolutely nothing to do with shaving. the pores arent getting shaved...the hair is getting shaved.
12. 2017-11-12 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #32
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you calling me gay or calling me a girl ?? I happen to like rare steak and I'm not into the color pink that much, so you know.

    
    faggot.
    
    you like rare black steak stuck in your back door.
13. 2017-11-12 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Cold water, no shaving cream.
14. 2017-11-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Usually I use an electric trimmer thing in the backyard. Sometimes I use a razor to get a closer shave.
15. 2017-11-12 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I use a sword, or a machete. Depending on what's at hand at the time. And i have been known to carry a sword, just casually you know?
16. 2017-11-12 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I first shower, and while all of my pores are open and the strands of hair are soft, I then shave. Razor to the head. Rapid, short strokes all over my head, rinsing as needed until it is smooth to the touch everywhere. I then shave my neck and the little bit on my cheeks so the beard-line is more defined.
    
    Ultimate Aftershave Balm & Moisturizer by Kiehl's is what I use afterward.
17. 2017-11-12 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #37
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you calling me gay or calling me a girl ?? I happen to like rare steak and I'm not into the color pink that much, so you know.

    
    if you poses a penis and informations that are usually reserved for girls .... then it means that your gay.
    
    i never said your a girl, just that you have informations a girl would.
18. 2017-11-12 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #38
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Sophie I use a sword, or a machete. Depending on what's at hand at the time. And i have been known to carry a sword, just casually you know?

    
    i shave dry with chinese butcher knives.
    
    
19. 2017-11-12 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I use a sword, or a machete. Depending on what's at hand at the time. And i have been known to carry a sword, just casually you know?

    
    W E E A B O O
20. 2017-11-12 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This whole thread is faggotry.
    
    Go buy yourself a safety razor (my choice)and a bulk supply of blades, wet your face, put some soap on it, and shave. Don't be a cockfag. Idk what it is with "zeitgeist" kids these days who all shave like fags and think steak can only be eaten on way.