2017-11-09 at 8:56 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
How do you get the perfect shave? I just shaved and I first washed my face with neutrongeena, then when i got out of the shower I didn't towel my face of but I put lotion on my face and let it soak in then I put on barbasol with alovera then i grabbed a saftey razor and then shaved.
2017-11-09 at 10:31 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I think you just leveled up.
2017-11-09 at 10:40 PM UTC
With an electric razor. If I use a cheapo I just use water because I'm not a pussy.
2017-11-09 at 10:41 PM UTC
I just use a trimmers to stay trim lately. I haven't used a razor in probably 3-4 months.
Just do it over my bathroom sink then wipe it out and hop right in the shower. No lotions or creams necessary.
2017-11-09 at 10:42 PM UTC
Wtf 'a trimmers'?
Shame on me.
2017-11-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
Wtf 'Just do it over my bathroom sink then wipe it out and hop right in the shower. No lotions or creams necessary.'
Yeah that really sounds like shaving, MQ.
FUCKING double shame on me.
2017-11-10 at 1:59 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
the only thing I trim is my ass ball sack
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
recklessly
splash some water on, run razor back and forth a bit
2017-11-10 at 2:04 AM UTC
with the grain to thin it out, then against gently.
2017-11-10 at 2:23 AM UTC
I think I've literally used shaving cream 10 times in my life and 9 of those were just playing with some in the shower when I was a little boy.
Plus the whole process seems arduous, when I can simply shave in the shower after my pores are nice and opened up for eazy peaziness. Anything I miss I can just check in teh mirror when I get out!
Hurrrayy!!
2017-11-10 at 2:26 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
weeeeeel I didn't know so many gonts these days just shave like you guys... I guess I've just made it a habit to do it this way.
2017-11-11 at 6:01 PM UTC
I use an electric one. Can`t be assed to use a razor.