Originally posted by aldra
"when I hear the word 'culture', I release the safety catch"
I'm not culture what you mean, culture explain?
I'll just jot some random, unassociated things down I've been thinking about lately until then, unless you have a culturenative idea.
Culture base are belong to us
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Don't culture chikins before they hatch
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Your eyes are quite satanic cul,ture acting like an animal, I'd like to culture arms in half, make diffi cult-ure autograph.
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Judging by the collective mass suicide and the Heaven's Gate propaganda littering the facility, I reckon we got ourselves a a rootin-tootin religious culture, detective. And dont forget, KID, I'm not culture superior because it's cute, I'm culture superior because I'm always right. Got me boy?
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If I culture mum a 'culture mum' would you culture mum to tell her?
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Culture, or not culture, that is the culture.
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Where's -SpecultureaL anyway?
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Actually, if I re culture that guy with the six magiculturening butter machines, aren't you?! Thought you could deny it, but ha, I culture bluff.
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Hey LESLIE would you culture up and tell him he was scheduled 2 goddanged hours ago? Fucking TURE. I'm sick of his shit.
Culture? Ture thing boss.
*Culls Ture*
What do you want I'm trying to watch Steven Seaculture and finger my b-hole??
Ok, uuuh yeah Ture, it's Leslie from Cultured Cultures Yogurt and Cultures, and Friends, and more Cultures, you know, your place of EMPLOYMENT, culture supposed to have been here 2 hours ago!
Oh fuck you
Leslie. I bet fucking STEVE had you culture instead of him, didn't he? Pansy ass can't culture himself because he can't HANDLE ME, LESLIE. HE CANT HANDLE ME. YOU KNOW WHY? BE CULTURE BOTH WEAKER THAN ME, LESLIE. AND YOU'RE WEAKER CULTURE AFRAID TO TAKE A DAY OFF WHEN YOU WANT IT! DO YOU NOT RE CULTURE NING A BLIND EYE TO STEVE FUCKING HIS OWN SON AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, LESLIE? Yeah. Exactly. YOU ARE WEAK!!!
*Analyticultures*
Wel cul, Ture, cully gee, you don't sound like yourself. Hey look, say why don't I cover for you today and this Sunday you have to accept my invitation to attend some atypic culture ches featuring upside down crosses, encouraged sin, and one that is even so heavily into the Oculture not gonna believe your eyes. I can help you help yourself, Ture. I wouldn't have culture house just now if I didn't care.
Leslie... I know Steve told you to cull, but you should've never fucking culture. But, be culture so stupid, I'm going to take you up on your little offer, and it'll be a goddamn mirror ick cul
ture not the one winds up nailed to a cross by the time we're through. What's a good name, oh i know we'll culture 'coming of age' party and invite culture religious friends and family to join us in the fanfare!
Ture, why are you acting this way?? Be culture drinking the hard stuff again? Just... Whatever. It's your job, not mine. You wanna get fired? FINE! TYPICUL TURE! YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL DIFFICULTURE AHEAD OF YOU AT THIS RATE!
*SLAMS FINGER DOWN ENDS CUL*
Hey Steve?! I think Ture quit. Anyway, drop them pants and let me suck culture cum out that big cultured cock of yours. Yeah we're both married, yeah it's technically aculturey, but I culture go for a fat load down my throat, belie' dat. We'll just culture early birthday gift, between you and me.. oh and all the other senior male staff members who need a release. Just please don't tell the others about the literal cultures in my vageen, culture do that for me please Steve? Kthxbai
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