The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-23 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #2221
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Allison Wunderland stars alongside Big Black Rabbit, the Cheshire Cock, and the Mad Nutter in one of the most anticipated full-length adult feature films since the likes of The Little Spermaid and Forrest Hump
   
   Prepare to take a journey into the rabbit hole and damn near every other hole in award winning director Quentin Tarantino's pornographic debut
   
   A Wonderland In Alice
   
   
   In select theatres Christmas day 2017
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • hydromorphone, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-10-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #2222
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quads/\uptherez/\
3. 2017-10-23 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #2223
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Allison Wunderland stars alongside Big Black Rabbit, the Cheshire Cock, and the Mad Nutter in one of the most anticipated full-length adult feature films since the likes of The Little Spermaid and Forrest Hump
   
   Prepare to take a journey into the rabbit hole and damn near every other hole in award winning director Quentin Tarantino's pornographic debut
   
   A Wonderland In Alice
   
   
   In select theatres Christmas day 2017

   
   The Mad Nutter A++
   
   would've gone with Rampant Rabbit though
4. 2017-10-23 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #2224
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There's an Alice in Wonderland one too. I forget what it's called but the musical bits in it are actually phenomenally done. Disney-tier shit besides being about fucking.

   
   I mean, there are tonnes of them for pretty much any popular movie, but I thought the name was outstanding
5. 2017-10-24 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #2225
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

   Originally posted by just one more mongol i have zero luck with any dating sites okcupid, pof, tinder i dunno why im not a bad looking guy maybe they think im going to kill them

   
   Stick with the forums. You've had luck here right?
6. 2017-10-24 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #2226
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I mean, there are tonnes of them for pretty much any popular movie, but I thought the name was outstanding

   
   Si, and I think the singing in this one is outstanding. Which is why I mentioned it. The only bad part about it is the actual porn.
   
   https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=268022067
7. 2017-10-24 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #2227
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, that is still one of my favorite documentaries. Remember the Nightmare before Christmas porno you'd linked me to a while back? That was pretty cool, but the AiW one takes the cake.

   
   dum
8. 2017-10-24 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #2228
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tonight im smoking weed, drinking 2 beers, taking 1g of methocarbamol, another 600mg gabapentin, 100mg trazadone, 22.5mg of mirtizapine, and 25mg diphdenhydramine
   
   this is my "night before school" stack so i can fucking sleep once in a while
9. 2017-10-24 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #2229
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just stay up for one night and fix your schedule the next night with 500ug melatonin. It works for everybody. If you try it and it doesn't work you probably just have low iq
10. 2017-10-24 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #2230
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i hate staying up the plight accumulates over time, im usually up until 5am raping your face in your sleep then i pop my cuck drugs and get ktfo
11. 2017-10-24 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #2231
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take caffeine until the next night. U can do it. It's better than needing six drugs to get to sleep.
12. 2017-10-24 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #2232
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    7*
    
    also it makes weed turn into pcp
13. 2017-10-24 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #2233
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >implying 7 drugs at once wont get you fucking wrecked
14. 2017-10-24 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #2234
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They're mostly faggot drugs so I assumed they didn't do much of anything.
15. 2017-10-24 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #2235
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by just one more mongol >implying 7 drugs at once wont get you fucking wrecked

    
    why cant u use DNMs
16. 2017-10-24 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #2236
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    because the only drugs i like (weed, alcohol, bundy, neurontin) i can get easily. stimulants give me 10 hour panic, opiates make me a sleeping zombie, psychedelics i might order some 1p-lsd sometime and i actually enjoy salvia.
17. 2017-10-24 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #2237
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You only like those drugs because that's what you can get. Even MXE blows bundy out of the water.
18. 2017-10-24 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #2238
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yo §m£ÂgØL, you still selling the knife? Is it the same as the pic you sent me?
19. 2017-10-24 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #2239
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes sir
20. 2017-10-24 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #2240
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You only like those drugs because that's what you can get. Even MXE blows bundy out of the water.

    
    mxe doesnt exist anymore
    
    bundy is the best dissociative BECAUSE you can walk to the store and buy it for 1$. a lot of people who have tried ketamine said bundy is better. its a real drug and a fucking strong one. i literally couldnt feel crack or heroin after a bundy binge because bundy's so fucking strong. when bundy ends up getting banned for being abused by retards like me it's going to have street value and then it'll be "cool"
    
    Post last edited by just one more mongol at 2017-10-24T02:07:48.827770+00:00