The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-23 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #2181
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   same color theme as my avatar tho i gotta respekt them for reppin'
2. 2017-10-23 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2182
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How much do you weigh?
3. 2017-10-23 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #2183
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   That was actually an interesting read.
4. 2017-10-23 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #2184
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 How much do you weigh?

   
   1/4th a hydro
5. 2017-10-23 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #2185
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Okay 40lbs then. What is your species?
6. 2017-10-23 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #2186
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   since i brush and bathe once a week i wonder if the dirt on my skin creates inflammation and causes symptoms of mental illness, or the mental illness causes the not brushing and bathing. which came first, the cheerioli or the olioliolio?
7. 2017-10-23 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #2187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   also i ripped my entire toenail off today trying to cut my nails with my fingers
8. 2017-10-23 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #2188
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Gross, dude. Your lack of basic hygiene is appalling.
9. 2017-10-23 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #2189
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have severe ocd so when i bathe i spent like 1-2 hours scrubbing every part of my body repeatedly. it kind of balances out i basically holocaust out my epidermal microbes so i still look clean until maybe day 5.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Panthrax
10. 2017-10-23 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #2190
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You do produce a lot less oil when you aren't constantly removing it, but you still probably smell like shit.
11. 2017-10-23 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #2191
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i smell like gary guaifenesin and fake roys
12. 2017-10-23 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #2192
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im scared that i might be an alien
13. 2017-10-23 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #2193
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i fapped to too much rape porn back when i was a youngin' so i think all of the degeneracy built up and made my mind torture itself endlessly thru OCD so now im just like a vulcan trying to regain control of his mind and deal with the withdrawals from my addiction to setting animals on fire
14. 2017-10-23 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #2194
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't think I'd go to my early class half as much if my teacher didn't make attendance worth a grade. Bitch doesn't even teach anything. This is the teacher who marked me off 20% for using contractions if anybody remembers that. All her reviews talk about her being a GPA killer lol.
15. 2017-10-23 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #2195
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i havent heard a single word my teachers have said all year because i bring my laptop to class to play runescape
16. 2017-10-23 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #2196
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jediscape
17. 2017-10-23 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #2197
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra jediscape

    
    isnt that on the irl server
18. 2017-10-23 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #2198
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by just one more mongol since i brush and bathe once a week i wonder if the dirt on my skin creates inflammation and causes symptoms of mental illness, or the mental illness causes the not brushing and bathing. which came first, the cheerioli or the olioliolio?

    
    I only bathed once or twice a week when I was homeless and I didn't get symptoms of mental illness
    
    I always smelled like a forest fire
19. 2017-10-23 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #2199
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by just one more mongol

    
    Sploo, I told you no child pornography, you sick FUCK
20. 2017-10-23 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #2200
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cp gives you a diff sorta feelin