The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-10 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #1741
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
   
   I figured this belongs in The RETARDED Thread.

   
   fuck me, just when you thought you'd seen just about as much retardation as was possible.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-10-10 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #1742
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Be careful, next thing you know you'll be licking one gram doses off your finger tips and selling your ass on the street to support your RC antidepressant habit.

   
   Ha
   
   I'll have you know that was only HALF a gram
3. 2017-10-10 at 10:47 AM UTC

   #1743
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've heard from women that they actually get sexually aroused from breastfeeding, so she has a point.
4. 2017-10-10 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #1744
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
   
   I figured this belongs in The RETARDED Thread.

   
   Sounds like a bitch whose tits I'd like to forcefully and nonconsensually suck
5. 2017-10-10 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #1745
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why is TBS showing so much baseball lately? Fucking gay.

   
   How does a Hispanic not know that baseball playoffs are going on?
6. 2017-10-10 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #1746
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix How does a Hispanic not know that baseball playoffs are going on?

   
   Wot? I am hispanic and almost nobody in my family gives a fuck about baseball.
   
   Now FUTBOL, there's a game.
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7. 2017-10-10 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #1747
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix How does a Hispanic not know that baseball playoffs are going on?

   
   I'm sure my dad has been watching them, but I don't really care about sports.
8. 2017-10-10 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #1748
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hispanic At The Disco
9. 2017-10-10 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #1749
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
   
   I figured this belongs in The RETARDED Thread.

   
   Jesus
10. 2017-10-10 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #1750
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
11. 2017-10-11 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #1751
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mashlehash, 
    • SpatianHaigency, 
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12. 2017-10-11 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #1752
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Intervention is so cringe worthy at the end. "Steve completed 12 weeks of treatment and is now clean and sober. He is also now a faggot who thinks he can sing and play guitar- as witnessed here". I mean good for them and all but if I ever come out of a rehab thinking I'm some fucking Billy Currington please find the nearest gun to explode my douchey face.
13. 2017-10-11 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #1753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    
    Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind fucking either of them, just to have the midget experience. My dick would probably look 32 inches big, looking down at them.
14. 2017-10-11 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #1754
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Intervention is so cringe worthy at the end. "Steve completed 12 weeks of treatment and is now clean and sober. He is also now a faggot who thinks he can sing and play guitar- as witnessed here". I mean good for them and all but if I ever come out of a rehab thinking I'm some fucking Billy Currington please find the nearest gun to explode my douchey face.

    
    They make them do that kind of shit.
15. 2017-10-11 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #1755
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 They make them do that kind of shit.

    
    Oh..well in some way that makes it even worse. I think I would continue being a low life gutter slut than play their game.
16. 2017-10-11 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #1756
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by mashlehash Jesus

    
    
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    • CASPER, 
    • SpatianHaigency
17. 2017-10-11 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #1757
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Oh..well in some way that makes it even worse. I think I would continue being a low life gutter slut than play their game.

    
    Thankfully you won't have to worry about that happening since you'll be doing meth forever
18. 2017-10-11 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #1758
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Thankfully you won't have to worry about that happening since you'll be doing meth forever

    
    Yep. On the whole I agree.
19. 2017-10-11 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #1759
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    
    Gross
20. 2017-10-11 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #1760
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by bling bling

    
    Peep Show makes me so happy. England in general seems so much more jolly and silly, whimsical than the real world. I mean your gangs threaten each other with dogs and pepper spray and baseball bats. Thats just adorable as fuck. A simpler place and time.