The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-03 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #1521
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by CASPER blao blao
   
   
   
   

   
   Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so much Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bro
2. 2017-10-03 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #1522
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mashlehash Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so much Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bro

   
   Das rite niqqug, Dat salty buttery floury sweet savoriness.
   
   
   
   Now....a more important question....to share or not to share a straw to smoke with a dude that has sores all over his body and face? Hrmmmm. I feel like I need weed smoker input on this one.
3. 2017-10-03 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #1523
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by CASPER Das rite niqqug, Dat salty buttery floury sweet savoriness.
   
   
   
   Now….a more important question….to share or not to share a straw to smoke with a dude that has sores all over his body and face? Hrmmmm. I feel like I need weed smoker input on this one.

   
   What's a straw? Because I watched cops video where a guy was given a cigarette and he was in pain and the cop said that it was straw
   
   Roxy?
4. 2017-10-03 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #1524
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mashlehash What's a straw? Because I watched cops video where a guy was given a cigarette and he was in pain and the cop said that it was straw
   
   Roxy?

   
   In this case, he means an actual straw.
5. 2017-10-03 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #1525
   Purewhitepanda Houston

   Originally posted by CASPER Das rite niqqug, Dat salty buttery floury sweet savoriness.
   
   
   
   Now….a more important question….to share or not to share a straw to smoke with a dude that has sores all over his body and face? Hrmmmm. I feel like I need weed smoker input on this one.

   
   Ummmm like dont fucking share unless you want dude to share those sores with you for the rest of your life brah... Like wtf for real
6. 2017-10-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #1526
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mashlehash What's a straw? Because I watched cops video where a guy was given a cigarette and he was in pain and the cop said that it was straw
   
   Roxy?

   
   A straw is just any straw-like implement that you inhale opiate vapor through.
7. 2017-10-03 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #1527
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Ummmm like dont fucking share unless you want dude to share those sores with you for the rest of your life brah… Like wtf for real

   
   iT WAS TOO DARK TO SEE HIS LIPS BUT HE DEF HAD METH SORES AND MISSEDS SHOTS/ABCESSES ALL OVER HIS ARMS. Offered me a free trail and i didnt wanna be rude so I just flipped thge straw around and wiped it on my shirt and held it between my teeth.
   
   We'll see i guess.
   
   Of course I wouldn't get herp4es the cool way. I should just kill myself asap.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Purewhitepanda, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-10-03 at 6:17 AM UTC

   #1528
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Hey §m£ÂgØL, someone on Reddit pointed out that the back of Jerry's robe says "weak" in Chinese. I wonder if you noticed that while watching?

   
   I can barely order food in Chinese, so no :(
9. 2017-10-03 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #1529
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also it's funny how kitchens on the west coast take on those Mexican styles.
10. 2017-10-03 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #1530
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I can barely order food in Chinese, so no :(

    
    Just play this at the phone
    
    
11. 2017-10-03 at 7:28 AM UTC

    #1531
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i go to these bars with these bitches, those that close the place, my favorite barfly lets me hang out while the doors lock out all the regular fucks, I sip on my cognac and talk dirties to her, then I just have to leave like everyone else ecause I think I'm cool but I'm not. GET IT?
12. 2017-10-03 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #1532
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what a stupidthing to say. mq you justgot home ur drunk it's ok
13. 2017-10-03 at 7:31 AM UTC

    #1533
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is okay, sleep tight buddy
14. 2017-10-03 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #1534
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nigga, i aint sleeping
15. 2017-10-03 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #1535
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ nigga, i aint sleeping

    
    U should, you don't get your full rest every day Carrot
16. 2017-10-03 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #1536
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Falco U should, you don't get your full rest every day Carrot

    
    I dont have to work tomorrow though. ?
17. 2017-10-03 at 8:09 AM UTC

    #1537
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I dont have to work tomorrow though. ?

    
    Yes that's why I should rest so you can make the most of your free day
18. 2017-10-03 at 8:32 AM UTC

    #1538
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Falco Yes that's why I should rest so you can make the most of your free day

    
    You're psychologically affecting my sleep schedule with your comments. Except you're not. Nice try though. XD
    
    
    LETS GET HIGH.
19. 2017-10-03 at 8:33 AM UTC

    #1539
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
20. 2017-10-03 at 8:55 AM UTC

    #1540
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You're psychologically affecting my sleep schedule with your comments. Except you're not. Nice try though. XD
    
    
    LETS GET HIGH.

    
    Ok, sounds like a plan. Gonna pop a gummy