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The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Ooh that's a good one

    Reminds me of House of Wax

    You could even paint them with bright colors.
  2. #62
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Coat the person in concrete and then display them as a statue on your front lawn.

    Damn. That would be a cool ass ending to a movie.
  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The ancient Chinese used to pour copper and bronze over the person while alive and turn them into statues.
  4. #64
    Madman African Astronaut
    I don't think you can actually drain someones blood after they are dead. It never works with deer.
  5. #65
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Just cut off their head and hang em upside down.
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  6. #66
    Madman African Astronaut
    Without the heart pumping the blood will just congeal in the veins.
  7. #67
    i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about beheading. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
  8. #68
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Slash them up a bit and cave in their head, and then crash an old car out in the boonies and put them in the driver's seat.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Slash them up a bit and cave in their head, and then crash an old car out in the boonies and put them in the driver's seat.

    Or just get a shovel and bury them in a shallow grave.
  10. #70
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Or just get a shovel and bury them in a shallow grave.

    shallow graves do be fly tho.
  11. #71
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Or just get a shovel and bury them in a shallow grave.

    Well, if you want to go to prison, that would definitely work!
  12. #72
    Originally posted by mmQ Y'all motherfuckaz ever watch Forensic Files tho?

    Them niggaz be goin HARD tho. That's a show to watch if you wanna see all the weird ass shit they can do now to bust your ass. Finding 25 year old petroleum remnants in tree roots and shit, linking yo azz to some shit you never eent knew they could do nigga

    wut about dog and human pee pee

    or someone vomiting and using the tree to cover their embarrassment?
  13. #73
    Originally posted by RestStop shallow graves do be fly tho.

    Do it and stick a straw through the top.. and lay inside and under the dirt and breath for a few days.. then Jump out and scare peeps!
  14. #74
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The ancient Chinese used to pour copper and bronze over the person while alive and turn them into statues.

    source or no
  15. #75
    Just because you find yourself where have to get rid of a body doesn't neceessarily mean you murdered them, they coulda died in some way that it looks like you did but nobody will believe the truth. Anyways, back on totse somebody said wrapping a body in chain link fencing, adding some rocks and dumping it in a body of water.

    Or cut off the limbs and put the limbs/ torso in garbage bags, drive right up the the dump, pay cash and dump it off early in the moring so more people will come and pile stuff on. Too much at stake to risk illegally dumping in some dumpster.
  16. #76
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pffft, what kind of cheap ass basement foundry do you have that you don't use a enhancemented smokestack?

    i live in florida. there are no basements. all my foundries are on my side yard
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about beheading. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

    i want to literally rape your esophagus so hard your voice permanently changes to sound like youre perpetually huffing helium.
  18. #78
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS

    get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT ...IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.

    Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG....OR YOULL REGRET IT.

    NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.

    now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.

    now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.

    EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU ...TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO ...GET THIS.....STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror.... trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS ...YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE...THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have..........
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  19. #79
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Madman I don't think you can actually drain someones blood after they are dead. It never works with deer.

    if gravity is pulling it through the circulation system via a route that lets the blood flow...or the blood is in a location where it has puddled...itll work IF the blood hasnt congealed into goop.
  20. #80
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS

    get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.

    Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.

    NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.

    now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.

    now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.

    EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….

    im pretty sure reading that post will be the #1 cause for a colo-rectal cancer pandemic to the entire human population within the next six to eight months.
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