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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-09-25 at 8:14 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-25 at 8:18 AM UTCI remember this scene from something, but I can't remember what it's from. Some aliens had captured a guy and wanted to study human mating rituals, so they told him to have sex with a human female, but they were dumb and it was actually a chicken. I thought it was from Invader Zim, but I think I was wrong. Oh fuck, it might've been from JTHM or Squee!, now that I think about it.
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2017-09-25 at 8:24 AM UTCDefinitely wasn't from JTHM.
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2017-09-25 at 8:25 AM UTCIt was Squee!, apparently.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Squee
Under Interspecies Romance. -
2017-09-25 at 8:31 AM UTCSelling interspecies sex to young children?
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2017-09-25 at 8:32 AM UTCSquee/Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/etc are comic books for ADULTS... although they're only read by young children, yes.
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2017-09-25 at 8:32 AM UTCNone of Jhonen Vasquez's stuff is really meant for young kids. Teenagers, sure.
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2017-09-25 at 8:46 AM UTC*holds up spork*
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2017-09-25 at 10:20 AM UTCdeath to the protestantians!
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2017-09-25 at 4:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I remember this scene from something, but I can't remember what it's from. Some aliens had captured a guy and wanted to study human mating rituals, so they told him to have sex with a human female, but they were dumb and it was actually a chicken. I thought it was from Invader Zim, but I think I was wrong. Oh fuck, it might've been from JTHM or Squee!, now that I think about it.
I'm reading a book where they do a similar thing, but it's actually all humans and the aliens record a holographic porno of it each time and make them watch it. There's another human currently trying get one of those recording devices by trading the aliens for ginger, which gets them high. -
2017-09-25 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 It's kind of weird to be snuggling with your barely legal cousin bro. You've admitted attraction. You give her gifts. You've said you would wife her. This isn't about her being your cousin. The issue I take is the power disparity in a full grown man courting his cousin since before she hit puberty.
I've thought long and hard after the whole discussion i had with CF about the topic. And i have come to realize that whatever i am doing, call it grooming, call it courting, call it flirting, call it being nice. It is making her happy, she's always excited to see me. Usually she's a bit reserved in the company of other people, but other family members have told me that she's always more cheerful when i am around. And CF or you may think it's just about sex on my part, but it's not. I really do love her, as a friend, as a family member and yes i like her romantically as well. Seeing her happy makes me happy though and i would never do anything to hurt her. I want her to be happy, it's important to me personally.
And if i am making her happy then i don't see anything wrong with that, heck she probably doesn't even have romantic feelings for me and that's fine, as long as she is happy. -
2017-09-25 at 4:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I've thought long and hard after the whole discussion i had with CF about the topic. And i have come to realize that whatever i am doing, call it grooming, call it courting, call it flirting, call it being nice. It is making her happy, she's always excited to see me. Usually she's a bit reserved in the company of other people, but other family members have told me that she's always more cheerful when i am around. And CF or you may think it's just about sex on my part, but it's not. I really do love her, as a friend, as a family member and yes i like her romantically as well. Seeing her happy makes me happy though and i would never do anything to hurt her. I want her to be happy, it's important to me personally.
And if i am making her happy then i don't see anything wrong with that, heck she probably doesn't even have romantic feelings for me and that's fine, as long as she is happy.
Negro if you truly love her, how about not using this fucked up situation to your advantage? Again, she might feel or look "happy" and "fine" right now. But this shit runs deep homie. 10, 20, 30 years from now she'll look back and see that shit was fucked, and then she'll forever be saying "I was sexually abused by a family member". And she'll hate you. I would bet every single cent I have ever made or will make on that. -
2017-09-25 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Negro if you truly love her, how about not using this fucked up situation to your advantage? Again, she might feel or look "happy" and "fine" right now. But this shit runs deep homie. 10, 20, 30 years from now she'll look back and see that shit was fucked, and then she'll forever be saying "I was sexually abused by a family member". And she'll hate you. I would bet every single cent I have ever made or will make on that.
Dude, I dunno. If I'm gonna get molested, I'd rather Sophie do it. -
2017-09-25 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Negro if you truly love her, how about not using this fucked up situation to your advantage? Again, she might feel or look "happy" and "fine" right now. But this shit runs deep homie. 10, 20, 30 years from now she'll look back and see that shit was fucked, and then she'll forever be saying "I was sexually abused by a family member". And she'll hate you. I would bet every single cent I have ever made or will make on that.
There is nothing fucked up about this situation. She knows that i care a lot about her and she cares a lot about me. I haven't touched her beyond a kiss on the cheek or a loving hug. I don't manipulate her, i am genuinely nice and kind to her. Not for some nefarious plan to fuck her or molest her. I do have romantic feelings for her and if we could be in a relationship together i would like that, but it's not the only reason why i treat her the way i do. I care about her, if it turns out she has romantic feelings for me. I will let the chips fall as they may but she will be the one to decide in which direction they fall, i am not pushing her to have sex with me or even date me for that matter. If it turns out she does like me romantically, we will handle it in a way she wants and is comfortable with. And i will just tell her that it's probably a bad idea with regards to the rest of our family and then she can decide for herself. Besides, I sincerely doubt she even likes me romantically. I am pretty fucking sure she just sees me as an older brother to whom she is close. And i am fine with that as long as she is happy. And that's the honest to God truth. -
2017-09-25 at 5:42 PM UTCWould you date her at her current age? When will she be old enough to make her own decisions according to you?
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2017-09-25 at 5:44 PM UTC
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2017-09-25 at 5:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Yeah i would, she is 16. She can make her own decisions.
That is fucked m8. Objectively speaking her brain is not qualified to make these kinds of decisions. Everything is small at that age, and you are a big person in that small world.
And don't you have a girlfriend already? Would you leave her to be with your cousin? -
2017-09-25 at 5:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Yeah i would, she is 16. She can make her own decisions.
I can't remember what you've said about your 'lolis' growing up, as far as if you could continue loving them until they grow old, or if you think you'd lose attraction and feelings toward them as they aged, simply due to your basic instincts. -
2017-09-25 at 5:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I can't remember what you've said about your 'lolis' growing up, as far as if you could continue loving them until they grow old, or if you think you'd lose attraction and feelings toward them as they aged, simply due to your basic instincts.
I am not an exclusive chronophile, i can like girls up to my age. -
2017-09-25 at 5:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 That is fucked m8. Objectively speaking her brain is not qualified to make these kinds of decisions. Everything is small at that age, and you are a big person in that small world.
Who are you to decide that she is not qualified to make decisions like that? It differs from person to person. 16 is hardly a child.
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 And don't you have a girlfriend already? Would you leave her to be with your cousin?
That's a discussion for another time.
