The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-24 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #1081
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll kill you
2. 2017-09-24 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1082
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm okay with whatever fetish/sexuality you have until you start grooming your younger cousin to be your bride.

   
   I think she's a teenager by this point so it might be a little less creepy
3. 2017-09-24 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1083
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by matrix I'll kill you

   
   You couldn't even successfully kill your parents.
4. 2017-09-24 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #1084
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Lanny I think she's a teenager by this point so it might be a little less creepy

   
   She is.
5. 2017-09-24 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #1085
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   That doesn't really make it much less creepy though.
6. 2017-09-24 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #1086
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by matrix I'll kill you

   
   You couldn't even kill or torture a small animal.
7. 2017-09-24 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #1087
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Of course not. I've never killed anyone in my life. I definitely didn't send Mark the drugs he ODed on.
   
   :)

   
   Even when you tell the truth you try to lie. You just can't help it.
8. 2017-09-24 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #1088
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Even when you tell the truth you try to lie. You just can't help it.

   
   Sure I do. Sure I can't.
   
   Hmm, I thought amateur psychology was Malus's forte.
9. 2017-09-24 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #1089
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That doesn't really make it much less creepy though.

   
   It's not creepy at all m8, it's pretty cute actually. I'm a hopeless romantic.
10. 2017-09-24 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #1090
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That doesn't really make it much less creepy though.

    
    It doesn't make it less credit at all. It's just the original creepiness bond coming to maturation (no pun intended).
11. 2017-09-24 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #1091
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You couldn't even kill or torture a small animal.

    
    reporting you to FBI rn zimmy
    
    this is why im a saint and better than you in every way, im like the next coming of jesus doodle doo
12. 2017-09-24 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #1092
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by matrix reporting you to FBI rn zimmy

    
    Okay, Johnston "graphic death threats" Ekin
13. 2017-09-24 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #1093
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    o nooooo
    
    im implicating you in Mark's murder from an anonymous tip rn lol with your confessions as evidence!
14. 2017-09-25 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1094
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by matrix o nooooo
    
    im implicating you in Mark's murder from an anonymous tip rn lol with your confessions as evidence!

    
    I guess your purported 168 IQ doesn't help with your illiteracy.
15. 2017-09-25 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #1095
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    everyone report Falcon to the FBI in connection to Mark's murder. make a difference today!
16. 2017-09-25 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #1096
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sophie It's not creepy at all m8, it's pretty cute actually. I'm a hopeless romantic.

    
    Can you send me a picture of her?
17. 2017-09-25 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #1097
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Can you send me a picture of her?

    
    I don't trust you.
18. 2017-09-25 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #1098
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You couldn't even kill or torture a small animal.

    
    Ever seen Rob Zombies' Halloween?
19. 2017-09-25 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #1099
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by matrix everyone report Falcon to the FBI in connection to Mark's murder. make a difference today!

    
    I'll send you pics of me dabbing with the feds.
20. 2017-09-25 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #1100
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll send you pics of me dabbing with the feds.

    
    Well aren't you card?