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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by matrix women should only feel pain at all times

    So edgy bro
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER The community service place- I couldnt have asked for a cooler place to work. That said, having to PAY to do it after a 10 hour work day, having to PAY $20 each night for an uber there and back….only getting 3 months to do that many fucking hours on a full time work schedule…. Getting the flu because i was having to go put of way way to do community service, and then failing to finish it and getting rolled uyp by th enarcotics police…. all of that was dogshit.

    But yeah…mopping and pouring beers was way preferable to picking up trash or something.

    When i had to do community service i just had to go to the place where all the metros/subway trains/whatever you yanks call it go when they're not in use and clean them bitches. I just did meth and ketamine with this professional burglar there. Oh and talk about bitches, there was a girl there too, half Iranian half nigger, basically a mullato with sand-nigger in the mix, but she was pretty chill talked to her a bunch and ironically we took the same metro/subway train thing home together after we were done cleaning the things. It was pretty much three hours work, then sitting there for another 5 just bullshitting every day until our time was up.
  3. Lol... I think I didn't-read'd Malice into nonexistence.
  4. Originally posted by mashlehash So edgy bro

    u just mad because it includes ur mom
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol… I think I didn't-read'd Malice into nonexistence.

    I think theres only two logical conclusions

    1. He realized that he'll never have any chance at any sort of fulfillment in life unless he cuts the cord with this "community" and builds some substantial friendships and relationshipos IRL, or decided he would go on hiatus for a few months until he was in the swing of school and everything..... in which case I could not be prouder of my aspie internet-son.

    or

    2. (And these are both equally as possible, so I put them together) He started going to school and due to assburgers and inability to read normal social cues, put his hand on a chicks leg (not likely), or said something inappropriate bordering on illegal (a lot more likely)or said something to someone that he shouldnt have, and ended up getting the shit kicked out of him. Or he went out on one of his homemade "drug cocktails" and cheap discount rack white wine, he went rambling about town, started yelling at the "pitiful normies", got the police called, they determined he was indeed intoxicated, and ended up in jail. Maybe they found something on him. Or he took my advice and tried to score actual drugs/ went to a massage parlor and got caught up in a raid, and not having any irl friends to post bail for him, he mightve called his (secondary, of lesser importance) parents who now have him in their less-loving embrace.

    Or he tried to sell gold coins again to the guy he was talking about that he met before, and since he was buttered up so well during the first meeting, with the buyer getting him all druk and taking him to a strip club, this time, the buyer called up a couple of sherm smoking OG niggers to pocket check our lil vato.

    E: In b4 "thats not two dude". #2 is all a result of his hikkikomori-ness/ sperg and inability to read peoples intentions.
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  6. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol… I think I didn't-read'd Malice into nonexistence.

    Nobody here likes you.
  7. Originally posted by CASPER I think theres only two logical conclusions

    1. He realized that he'll never have any chance at any sort of fulfillment in life unless he cuts the cord with this "community" and builds some substantial friendships and relationshipos IRL, or decided he would go on hiatus for a few months until he was in the swing of school and everything….. in which case I could not be prouder of my aspie internet-son.

    or

    2. (And these are both equally as possible, so I put them together) He started going to school and due to assburgers and inability to read normal social cues, put his hand on a chicks leg (not likely), or said something inappropriate bordering on illegal (a lot more likely)or said something to someone that he shouldnt have, and ended up getting the shit kicked out of him. Or he went out on one of his homemade "drug cocktails" and cheap discount rack white wine, he went rambling about town, started yelling at the "pitiful normies", got the police called, they determined he was indeed intoxicated, and ended up in jail. Maybe they found something on him. Or he took my advice and tried to score actual drugs/ went to a massage parlor and got caught up in a raid, and not having any irl friends to post bail for him, he mightve called his (secondary, of lesser importance) parents who now have him in their less-loving embrace.

    Or he tried to sell gold coins again to the guy he was talking about that he met before, and since he was buttered up so well during the first meeting, with the buyer getting him all druk and taking him to a strip club, this time, the buyer called up a couple of sherm smoking OG niggers to pocket check our lil vato.

    E: In b4 "thats not two dude". #2 is all a result of his hikkikomori-ness/ sperg and inability to read peoples intentions.

    I'd say that's pretty spot on. Hope it's #1, I don't wish him any harm.
  8. Originally posted by Enter Nobody here likes you.

    Nobody likes you, period.
  9. Originally posted by Enter Nobody here likes you.

    this is true

    hopefully malice killed himself tbh
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by matrix this is true

    hopefully malice killed himself tbh

    You're just mad because his IQ blows yours out of the water. Fag.
  11. no he's severely retarded and an eating/shitting machine who should be hung. when you stabbed your mom with a cup of coffee we were saying the same thing
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    He's way smarter than you, you literally roll around in your own shit, and you literally tried to stab your parents.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    And when you're talking about hanging someone to death, it's hanged not hung. Retard.
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  14. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery He's way smarter than you, you literally roll around in your own shit, and you literally tried to stab your parents.

    you're both aspies
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  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    When's the last time you interacted with someone not through the Internet?
  16. 2 days ago i hung out with a guy on house arrest who im getting spice from ive been nodding and sleeping since then
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  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    SAD
  18. Originally posted by matrix no he's severely retarded and an eating/shitting machine who should be hung. when you stabbed your mom with a cup of coffee we were saying the same thing

    Hanged*
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  19. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Hanged*

    put shit in your dick
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  20. Originally posted by matrix put shit in your dick

    Sorry you can't englando properly.

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