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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How much time do you spend writing regularly? Just wondering because I was always a good writer when I put effort into it (though being proficient at writing doesn't necessarily mean I'd write good stories), and my cousin suggested a couple weeks ago that I should get back into writing now that I'm off teh durgz. But I'm a lazy unmotivated fuck. Something like that wouldn't be so bad, though. Also, how much money do you make off it? I expect not much?

    Depends on the month. I'm making more and more though, especially as I continue to increase my advertising. You can get on a lot of blogs and websites by just asking.

    Write 1k words a day. Time doesn't matter. If you can write 1k a day you can write a book in two to three months. Then you edit, move stuff around, etc. I write shorter e-books most of the time and I make anywhere from 30-150 a month. I only published my first *real* work this January. Getting ready to take my longer book to a publisher hopefully by November.
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  2. Originally posted by Captain Falcon PM me it, Fettuccine. I want to read about your HHing.

    $500 usd
  3. §m£ÂgØL I want you to know that I'm really happy for you brother. You have come such a long way. I remember when you were a baby face ass nigga on Zoklet, and even just how much you've grown in the past few months is remarkable.

    I'm rooting for you, buddy. You got this. The world is your oyster.
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  4. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 $500 usd

    I don't $500 want to read it. But I really do genuinely want to read it.
  5. Lol fuck off faggot <3

    Trust me, you don't. And in any case, I haven't given it to anybody to read and I don't intend to now. It's a matter of preserving my dignity, and also a matter of how much it'll cost for me to part with that dignity. Which as it happens is five-hundred smackaroonz.
  6. Any judgement you think you'll feel etc can be put aside. I really just think that what you did is amazing and I'd love to see what went it to the making of golu as we know him today. But oh well. Whatever.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Joe Kane I made more in one 8 hour day working at Sears and tripled my income night trading bitcoin and ganja.

    That's the downside to extremely easy money though. Easy come, easy go.
  8. Originally posted by Joe Kane I made more in one 8 hour day working at Sears and tripled my income night trading bitcoin and ganja.

    Yeah, but if you stop working, trading, or dealing drugs you're just a homeless bum. If I stop writing I still make money.

    I'm also pretty as fuck and don't look like I got face-blasted with a handful of gravel
  9. Originally posted by Joe Kane Thats like 10% of my side hussles. I like to run small businesses on the side and have hundreds of hobbies and skills to make money from, writing being one of them that I could pursue if I wanted. I also know better publishers than just amazon.

    Right, I forgot about the part where you shoplifted and spent your last $10 on a bus ticket to your boyfriend.
  10. Kill yourselves
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    I wonder if products like "beano" have harmful side effects when taken for an extended period of time. I mean wouldn't eventually be detrimental to shoot air out of your ass eventually?

    #Just4amMethHeadThoughts
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon §m£ÂgØL I want you to know that I'm really happy for you brother. You have come such a long way. I remember when you were a baby face ass nigga on Zoklet, and even just how much you've grown in the past few months is remarkable.

    I'm rooting for you, buddy. You got this. The world is your oyster.

    Same, i'm glad you're doing well for yourself §m£ÂgØL. Makes me happy (n_n")
  13. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Also hydro is dating 1337 now. I legit think she is trying to become the community whore.

    And don't worry, if you don't want to put up with her lunacy you can just pay $50 to fuck her and go.

    Lmao! You can't date a nigga online!! :Facepalm:

    1337 actually makes a hundred plus bands a year and he's fuckin with a hoe that makes like $700/month and has a nasty ass kid who plays around on dirty dog hair floors and only gets his diaper changed twice a week by a geriatric child molester while Hydro does that fake ass drug called T-PAIN.

    i also thought that nigga 1337 was married or some shit.


    Bruh -- lmao!!!
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 She's addicted to a crippling extent. $600 a month. That's 12 times she has to prostitute herself out.

    WHAT THE FUCK? She couldve just asked the friendly neighborhood phantasm to send her REAL drugs instead of wasting 600 bucks on that shit. COuldve gotten her squared away real nice.

    $50? Idk whether thats worth it. Those in the know would probably just go with the safer $20 blowie and call it.

    And surely you jest that 1337 and she are at it now? Tell me youre joking....

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  15. Originally posted by mashlehash You're 29 preyING on a 21 year old?

    You goin to hell boI

    Her father isn't going to respect some greasy puto that sells weed to pay for his two room apartment.

    Ain't no one gonna love you

    hell naw I ain't no fuckin 29 this aint the mandala effect at work.


    Ay, I might just tell this hoe my secret
    First, I like them red like a demon
    A purse, every time lil' momma catch me cheating
    Starburst, I won't eat it unless she creamy

    Aye..

    I think she ready for a kiddy..


    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-09-18T11:36:31.266478+00:00

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-09-18T11:37:27.703290+00:00
  16. Originally posted by RestStop Her Father is dead.

    Don't do what I be doing - picturing her father up in heaven while you be cuttin her and askin for approval/showing respect to that nigga cause he was a killer and a gangsta in his time on earth
  17. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao! You can't date a nigga online!! :Facepalm:

    1337 actually makes a hundred plus bands a year and he's fuckin with a hoe that makes like $700/month and has a nasty ass kid who plays around on dirty dog hair floors and only gets his diaper changed twice a week by a geriatric child molester while Hydro does that fake ass drug called T-PAIN.

    i also thought that nigga 1337 was married or some shit.


    Bruh – lmao!!!

    He is, lol.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash You're 29 preyING on a 21 year old?

    You goin to hell boI

    Her father isn't going to respect some greasy puto that sells weed to pay for his two room apartment.

    Ain't no one gonna love you

    nothing wrong wid that



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  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by RestStop I wonder if products like "beano" have harmful side effects when taken for an extended period of time. I mean wouldn't eventually be detrimental to shoot air out of your ass eventually?

    #Just4amMethHeadThoughts

    #JustEverydayNewRelationshipThoughts
  20. Originally posted by NARCassist nothing wrong wid that



    .

    Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump n grind

    Even if it ain't mine

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