The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-18 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #661
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   He's preparing for hydro.
2. 2017-09-18 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #662
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   No Malice is too conceited for a woman
3. 2017-09-18 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #663
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Plus Malice doesn't have the capability to be a sugar daddy. That's a requirement with hydro.
4. 2017-09-18 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #664
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 No, that's dancing.
   
   Boxing is actually taking a punch and being able to give a punch. Mayweather goes for technical boxing, and technical boxing is boring as FUCK. I want to see people get knocked out and I want to see their blood splatter through the air. This last fight, did you see some of those hits Golovkin took? They'd knock a lesser man out cold. But Golovkin is no lesser man. Mayweather would've crumbled at such a hit, but what did Golovkin do? He smiled. He fucking SMILED.

   
   Yes, getting punched in the head, getting brain damage and coming out of your career with your face looking like a shotgun wound = real boxing.
   
   Yes, getting lit the fuck up makes you a great boxer.
   
   We should just have all boxers punch themselves in the head, last man standing loses.
5. 2017-09-18 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #665
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I'd watch that.
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6. 2017-09-18 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #666
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   For the record this thread *the real retarded thread* is actually picking up with about 650 posts while the other one only has about 330
7. 2017-09-18 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #667
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol a user PMed me telling me that I should fuck Hydro. I said I'd rather cut my cock and balls off and shove them up my ass.
   
   What do you think, gents? Pull the cock and leave? Make her my bitch while knowing all her BS, and treat her like a real man would (i.e. Hit her when she gets uppity)?
8. 2017-09-18 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #668
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash For the record this thread *the real retarded thread* is actually picking up with about 650 posts while the other one only has about 330

   
   It's still the better one.
9. 2017-09-18 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #669
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 It's still the better one.

   
   Shame on you
10. 2017-09-18 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #670
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol a user PMed me telling me that I should fuck Hydro. I said I'd rather cut my cock and balls off and shove them up my ass.
    
    What do you think, gents? Pull the cock and leave? Make her my bitch while knowing all her BS, and treat her like a real man would (i.e. Hit her when she gets uppity)?

    
    I'd like to see you try and take control of hydro
11. 2017-09-18 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #671
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, getting punched in the head, getting brain damage and coming out of your career with your face looking like a shotgun wound = real boxing.
    
    Yes, getting lit the fuck up makes you a great boxer.
    
    We should just have all boxers punch themselves in the head, last man standing loses.

    
    So why don't you just watch ballerinas if you want to watch agile people get not punched? Good fights have good punches that land. Not that technical tap bullshit Mayweather does. Imagine if everybody fought like Mayweather. Boxing would be so fucking boring.
    
    Also did you not see Golovkin and Canelo dodge like mad, while ACTUALLY fighting and ACTUALLY throwing good punches? Mayweather doesn't put himself out there. Ever. Do you hear the crowd roar for Mayweather? Fuck no. They roar when punches land. They roar when a fighter gets knocked out. That's entertainment. Mayweather has no heart and if you like him you are a scrubby dub duck fucker.
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12. 2017-09-18 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #672
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'd like to see you try and take control of hydro

    
    She's weak as fuck lol. Literally can't even hold a baby, which is fine because she doesn't need to, not having custody and all.
13. 2017-09-18 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #673
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 So why don't you just watch ballerinas if you want to watch agile people get not punched? Good fights have good punches that land. Not that technical tap bullshit Mayweather does. Imagine if everybody fought like Mayweather. Boxing would be so fucking boring.
    
    Also did you not see Golovkin and Canelo dodge like mad, while ACTUALLY fighting and ACTUALLY throwing good punches? Mayweather doesn't put himself out there. Ever. Do you hear the crowd roar for Mayweather? Fuck no. They roar when punches land. They roar when a fighter gets knocked out. That's entertainment. Mayweather has no heart and if you like him you are a scrubby dub duck fucker.

    
    Man I can tell that you're the kind of guy who gets his ass kicked at Street Fighter, then complains about the other guy doing something "cheap".
14. 2017-09-18 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #674
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like mayweather and those who aren't retarded.
15. 2017-09-18 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #675
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'd like to see you try and take control of hydro

    
    Unstoppable force meets immovable blobject
16. 2017-09-18 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #676
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Unstoppable force meets immovable blobject

    
    Protip: Take her T-PAIN, wait 3 days, then fight.
17. 2017-09-18 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #677
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like mayweather and those who aren't retarded.

    
    There are two kinds of people in this world; those who won $8000 betting on Floyd Vs Manny, and those who didn't.
18. 2017-09-18 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #678
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Protip: Take her T-PAIN, wait 3 days, then fight.

    
    I'm not a big drug guy, what is Tpain and why would a lack of it make her weak?
19. 2017-09-18 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #679
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon There are two kinds of people in this world; those who won $8000 betting on Floyd Vs Manny, and those who didn't.

    
    Betting on Floyd is like betting on Texas to vote Republican.
20. 2017-09-18 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #680
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Betting on Floyd is like betting on Texas to vote Republican.

    
    Yeah, because he's a WINNAR