The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-16 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #541
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I dunno. I like watching the discipline of boxing. I'm a big fan of the oldschool style where they just stood in one place and punched the fuck out of each other. They're something especially brutal and dignified about it. MMA is weird because people are using different styles instead of in boxing where people are basically doing the same moves, just different tactics. MMA is apples fighting oranges but boxing is apples fighting apples, you know what I mean? I feel like I'm able to pay better attention to the more nuanced aspects of fighting with boxing.
   
   This is also why I don't like Mayweather. He's too tactical and it kinda takes the fun out of it. Plus he has nothing to prove. Guys like Canelo and Golovkin, and also lesser known fighters, they fight with more heart in it, and they're not afraid to take a punch.

   
   Thats the exact reason why I like MMA a bit better. Its these hybridized fighting styles from all over the fucking globe, and the science of finding which techniques are the most efficient and effective. And then there's the fighters endurance comes into play, how well they take a punch. A guy can be the best striker in the world, but if he can't manage himself on the ground well, its just a matter of time until he gets choked out. There are just so many more elements, so much more on the line.
   
   Boxing has thicker gloves, more rules, and the upper body can only generate so much kinetic energy. The lower body- on the other hand.... a professionals snap kick to the side of the head, or a knee....thats a ton more force. Theres just so much more to watch in MMA. Elbows, knees, feet, chokes, hammer fists, wrestling, submissions, joint locks.
   
   Its why the McGregor/Mayweather fight garnered so much interest. Two wildly different styles going head to head.
   
   Me likey. But certainly understand not liking the Tapout/Affliction Bro-Culture around it.
2. 2017-09-16 at 8 PM UTC

   #542
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   The only full fight I watched of Canelo's was the one vs. Mayweather. I was impressed by how limber and explosive he stayed for the entire duration of the fight. His punches in round 12 looked as vicious as they did in rounds 1, 2, 3. Of course making them connect s another story, but Mayweather is kinda a freak of nature, so its whatever. But i am excited to see it. If anyone finds a decent stream anywhere later, plz post it in here, and ill do the same.
   
   Or if anyone is ordering it tonight and knows how to stream their screen, or even just points their cam at the screen, thatd be G as fuck.
3. 2017-09-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #543
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Canelo is just a better fighter. Golovkin is very aggressive and has a unbelievable raw power, but Canelo is just a superior fighter.
4. 2017-09-16 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #544
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie No but you people do a bunch of other normie shit.

   
   We get fucked up. You get fucked up. You're a NORMIE too!
5. 2017-09-16 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #545
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ We get fucked up. You get fucked up. You're a NORMIE too!

   
   Yes but you never ever, ever talk about anything interesting on there. Only boring stuff that everyone seems to care about but me. So no, i am most certainly not a normie.
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6. 2017-09-16 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #546
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie Yes but you never ever, ever talk about anything interesting on there. Only boring stuff that everyone seems to care about but me. So no, i am most certainly not a normie.

   
   Come hang out on a night when it's just pan unwyro and I. We have good discussions and laffs.
   
   I know you're not a normie Soph Soph ;)
7. 2017-09-16 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #547
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Joe Kane I'm in TC all the time its lame as fuck and always filled with faggots except when its Bill Krozby, bling or roshambo or something.

   
   Y'all should start your own TC for the kewl kids then m8.
8. 2017-09-16 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #548
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon 102 IQ Sploo

   
   i already know my iq is higher than yours factually so these comments are just more cringe
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9. 2017-09-16 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #549
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by matrix i already know my iq is higher than yours factually so these comments are just more cringe

   
   I already know objectively that your IQ is 102 so these fantasies are even more cringe.
10. 2017-09-16 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #550
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Joe Kane These comments just reinforce the jello deep inside your soul.

    
    These comments just reinforce the deep retardation in your genes.
11. 2017-09-16 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #551
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Canelo is just a better fighter. Golovkin is very aggressive and has a unbelievable raw power, but Canelo is just a superior fighter.

    
    You say that as if you knew what you are talking about.
    
    
12. 2017-09-16 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #552
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Though, I believe it's going the distance with Canelo winning.
13. 2017-09-16 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #553
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Or it's gonna end differently. I can't even take a side. I flip flop since it was announced.
    
    Rooting for GGG, though. He used to live in my city.
14. 2017-09-16 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #554
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † You say that as if you knew what you are talking about.
    
    

    
    Wanna bet?
15. 2017-09-16 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #555
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Whatchoo got?
16. 2017-09-16 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #556
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Whatchoo got?

    
    You have to sign your posts with something of my choice if I win, and vice versa
17. 2017-09-16 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #557
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Oh yea, sure. Just a fun game. Good. I'm down.
    
    How long, though?
18. 2017-09-16 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #558
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    1 month
19. 2017-09-16 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #559
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Let's make it 100 posts or so. I don't know if I'll be around and that way it doesn't matter when the posts are made.
20. 2017-09-16 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #560
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sure thing. But no spamposting to fuck around and get it over quick.