The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-15 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #481
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Maybe it's that husband dude hydro was with when you first fucked her.

   
   Literally impossible as hydro didn't have the email in question before she kicked him out.
2. 2017-09-15 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #482
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Well I dunno then. I'd assume it would have to be either her or PoC, but I don't think PoC ever had anything against you (I could be wrong). And while hydro is definitely crazy enough to do it, she's also crazy enough and inconsiderate of others' PI that she could've given it to anyone to be vindictive.
3. 2017-09-15 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #483
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Plus it would be really weird to do right now. I mean he ran off and got married to another woman within months lol.
4. 2017-09-15 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #484
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   maybe hydro found a magic lamp
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-09-15 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #485
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Plus it would be really weird to do right now. I mean he ran off and got married to another woman within months lol.

   
   People are dumb. I'll never understand why people get married so quickly. Hell, I don't even understand why people run from one relationship immediately to another.
6. 2017-09-15 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #486
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Well I dunno then. I'd assume it would have to be either her or PoC, but I don't think PoC ever had anything against you (I could be wrong). And while hydro is definitely crazy enough to do it, she's also crazy enough and inconsiderate of others' PI that she could've given it to anyone to be vindictive.

   
   If POC is doing it he's doing it to frame hydro. Which isn't beyond him.
   
   "So §m£ÂgØL, how has Zoklet effected your life?"
7. 2017-09-15 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #487
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra maybe hydro found a magic lamp

   
   And this is her wish?
8. 2017-09-15 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #488
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People are dumb. I'll never understand why people get married so quickly. Hell, I don't even understand why people run from one relationship immediately to another.

   
   Yeah, I am in ZERO rush right now to do all that. Don't think I'll ever get married period, but my god I do not need to get balls deep in any more crazy right now. I'm content on the path I'm on.
9. 2017-09-15 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #489
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People are dumb. I'll never understand why people get married so quickly. Hell, I don't even understand why people run from one relationship immediately to another.

   
   This. I'm still recovering from my last one and it ended two years ago
10. 2017-09-15 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #490
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by RestStop Mandatory rap song from yours truly :
    
    

    
    EEw. Plz stop.
    
    Wheres poast when you need him?
    
    
11. 2017-09-15 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #491
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tfw you been jerking off for god knows how many hours, you look down and you realize your dick might be chafed and swollen and sore as fuck tomorrow, but you're like fuck it and keep jerking off.
12. 2017-09-15 at 7:45 AM UTC

    #492
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I've gotten a raw spot on my dick before that scabbed over the next day, from meth faps. Shit hurt for days.
13. 2017-09-15 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #493
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Enter tfw you been jerking off for god knows how many hours, you look down and you realize your dick might be chafed and swollen and sore as fuck tomorrow, but you're like fuck it and keep jerking off.

    
    Real talk- vaseline, gauze + a baby sock.
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14. 2017-09-15 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #494
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Meth masturbation pro tips. I have finally found my home :)
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-09-15 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #495
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    not really sure what this is supposed to be but people keep tweeting it at the Ukranian 'president'
16. 2017-09-15 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #496
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by Joe Kane You fucked it didnt you.

    
    Smell my finger and you tell me what happen
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    • Joe Kane
17. 2017-09-15 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #497
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    
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    • Joe Kane
18. 2017-09-15 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #498
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    hey guys sorry but the truth is that malice is gone
    
    F
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    • Joe Kane
19. 2017-09-15 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #499
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by antinatalism hey guys sorry but the truth is that malice is gone
    
    F

    
    Where dud he go?
20. 2017-09-15 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #500
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Where dud he go?

    
    he finally realized that it was about time he should stop larping as a nietzschean ancap while he was a leech living off welfare & scared shitless of everything and did the only thing he could do to redeem his pathetic existence