The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-14 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #401
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop That settles it then. Next time I'm going to mix a half tenth with water than use a medicine dropper to shoot the swill in my booty hole. Shit is going to be cash I suspect.

   
   Just drop a couple shards in a shallow dish with water use an oral syringe to crush it draw it up dip the tip of the syringe in Vaseline and then shove it in there and plunge. Lay on your stomach and you're about to feel extremely horny. Redosing with this method leads you to be extremely fucked up. It's dank.
   
   *Note- this may have given me anal fissures over time.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
2. 2017-09-14 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #402
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Anal fishers
3. 2017-09-14 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #403
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 These threats from hydro have upgrade to death threats from multiple email addys. This is seriously fucking ridiculous.

   
   If that is indeed true, then you no longer have any duty to protect her privacy. And if its not her- then its not her...so post it anyway. How many other spurned lovers do you HAVE §m£ÂgØL, I mean shit?
4. 2017-09-14 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #404
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 My teacher just docked me for 20 points out of 25 for my grammar on an assignment which has otherwise flawless grammar. She took off 20 points because I used too many CONTRACTIONS which she says is not proper MLA format, which is blatantly wrong. I could have a 90 on this if it wasn't for that.
   
   It's not on the rubric. It's not anywhere. You'd think too that if she saw a student use contractions she would say "Oh, they must have not known" and realize the rest of their grammar is 100% and, you know, not dock the grammar section off by 20% of a 100pt assignment for a blow off class.
   
   Tomorrow I am going to follow her home and leave a large pair of pliers in her mailbox so she can get that massive stick out of her ass. This is not even mentioning the multiple passive aggressive emails she sent the whole class.

   
   I actually seem to remember this from when I was in school. Still...thats a HUGE dock. Perhaps speak to her in person and ask if that could be halved or something? You shouldnt lose 1/5 of your score because you didnt want to speak like someone to drinks tea with their pinky out.
5. 2017-09-14 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #405
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   First time in a long time something from r/watchpeopledie has made me literally wince. Knife goes right in and out. Looks like it caught him in the heart, too.
   
   
6. 2017-09-14 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #406
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
7. 2017-09-14 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #407
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery First time in a long time something from r/watchpeopledie has made me literally wince. Knife goes right in and out. Looks like it caught him in the heart, too.
   
   

   
   Edgelord
8. 2017-09-14 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #408
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   ^Fag
   
   I occasionally watch shit on there. I don't usually talk about it, but I just felt like sharing that one since it actually made me kinda squeamish.
9. 2017-09-14 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #409
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   This nigga had sex with a shadow person. Also, you're not really a fag, mmQ, I was just kidding.
   
   https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Experience:Results_of_Experiment_by_Isopropanol
10. 2017-09-14 at 8:27 AM UTC

    #410
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    things you learn living in the city: assume any and all liquid, dampness, or moisture is always urine.
11. 2017-09-14 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #411
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't know what you did but my shit crashed twice browsing NIS.
    
    Did you do something?
12. 2017-09-14 at 9:03 AM UTC

    #412
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    havent' touched the code in a couple of weeks
13. 2017-09-14 at 9:40 AM UTC

    #413
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny I have touched many cocks in the past couple of weeks

    
    Fix'd
14. 2017-09-14 at 9:45 AM UTC

    #414
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Fix'd

    
    Lawl! This nigga...
15. 2017-09-14 at 9:51 AM UTC

    #415
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I remember this. You were doing enemas on cam for quite a while. Fucking weirdo

    
    You probably thought it was hot, you big silly goose
16. 2017-09-14 at 9:58 AM UTC

    #416
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by mashlehash You probably thought it was hot, you big silly goose

    
    Gross just fucking gross you sick fuck. People like you make me sick BLAW
17. 2017-09-14 at 10 AM UTC

    #417
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Gross just fucking gross you sick fuck. People like you make me sick BLAW

    
    Somebody give me the Iodine
18. 2017-09-14 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #418
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Postin
19. 2017-09-14 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #419
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No, I dont think so.
20. 2017-09-14 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #420
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Me either.