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  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock it is correct…its the same address that is always on the order and that also shows up on the confirmation email from the company i ordered from.

    Suit yourself. It's your package. But that tracking message, 99 times out of 10, means that the package is no longer in the tracking system at all, usually due to incorrect address.
  2. #62
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Suit yourself. It's your package. But that tracking message, 99 times out of 10, means that the package is no longer in the tracking system at all, usually due to incorrect address.

    Good.
  3. #63
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    Jump your local mailman
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Suit yourself. It's your package. But that tracking message, 99 times out of 10, means that the package is no longer in the tracking system at all, usually due to incorrect address.

    it has to do with the hurricanes and the BS excuses for them not to deliver
  6. #66
    I would think that the places that got flooded or damaged would have made fewer postal calls and your shit would of got bumped up on the list== Priority by Default
  7. #67
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This thread title makes me want to see a usps guy cuckold a guy wearing a ups/fed ex uniform. Someone do it now FAGGOTS!
  8. #68
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop This thread title makes me want to see a usps guy cuckold a guy wearing a ups/fed ex uniform. Someone do it now FAGGOTS!

    What exactly is a cuckold?
  9. #69
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash What exactly is a cuckold?

    google is your friend, richard.
  10. #70
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash What exactly is a cuckold?

    it's a bird that has its eggs kicked out of its nest and replaced by an egg from a cuckoo.
  11. #71
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock it's a bird that has its eggs kicked out of its nest and replaced by an egg from a cuckoo.

  12. #72
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.

    Oh God this shit pisses me off so bad. Fucking USPS does this shit to me and everyone in my house EVERY FUCKING TIME any of us orders something that requires a signature

    Thankfully they're the only ones though, usually both UPS and FedEx either wait a while for someone to answer the door or just leave it on one of the chairs on the porch
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Oh God this shit pisses me off so bad. Fucking USPS does this shit to me and everyone in my house EVERY FUCKING TIME any of us orders something that requires a signature

    Thankfully they're the only ones though, usually both UPS and FedEx either wait a while for someone to answer the door or just leave it on one of the chairs on the porch

    They are all fucking useless jackasses. You'd be better off to train a flock of homing pigeons.
  14. #74
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash What exactly is a cuckold?

    I think a cockhold is a bottom bitch that lets another fag fuck his fag.
  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    nigger fag bottom birch cocksucker
  16. #76
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock nigger fag bottom birch cocksucker

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Joe Kane youve clearly never fucked an underaged black girl before

    no sane person would stick their dick in a nigger of any age
  18. #78
    great topic
  19. #79
    infinityshock Black Hole
    almost 8pm and I still don't have my shit. these faggots need to unfuck themselves.

    I saw more than the usual number of UPS trucks out and about today. in one neighborhood I saw a truck stop at 4 or 5 houses almost in a row. the passenger would grab a couple of boxes from the driver...run to the house...run back to the truck to get another box from the driver...then run to a house next door...the driver would drive to the next house and they did that for several houses.
  20. #80
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock almost 8pm and I still don't have my shit. these faggots need to unfuck themselves.

    I saw more than the usual number of UPS trucks out and about today. in one neighborhood I saw a truck stop at 4 or 5 houses almost in a row. the passenger would grab a couple of boxes from the driver…run to the house…run back to the truck to get another box from the driver…then run to a house next door…the driver would drive to the next house and they did that for several houses.

    Definitely ask for a refund for whatever you paid for shipping. Though I suppose you planned on that anyways. In all seriousness I know dat feel when you're expecting something and it doesn't come for days. It sucks royal(rural?) dick.
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