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Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop You can already see the "devastating" aftermath it had on Cuba on Buzzfeed *hint* it's not that bad.

    no shit.

    ive been outside all day...its just wind and rain.

    that tornado ruined someones day but...its a hurricane
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    oh shit.

    a leaf fell off my neighbors tree and is in the middle of my driveway.

    someone call FEMA. the coast guard. i need air support.
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  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    there was a tornado two blocks over from my house...sweeeet.

    i thought it was just a long gust of wind.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock no shit.

    ive been outside all day…its just wind and rain.

    that tornado ruined someones day but…its a hurricane

    Sir, do you have plenty of bottled water? I'm calling in the coast guard on this one.
  5. Irma's looking like it's going to be the greatest letdown of the year. Quick, how can that be blamed on Trump?
  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Dargo Irma's looking like it's going to be the greatest letdown of the year. Quick, how can that be blamed on Trump?

    It tore up the Caribbean pretty good.
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  7. Originally posted by Ajax It tore up the Caribbean pretty good.

    In America we don't care about 3rd world shitholes. Of course their tin shacks fell over.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Because everything not America is third world.
  9. No everything that is not 1st world is 3rd world.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Sir, do you have plenty of bottled water? I'm calling in the coast guard on this one.

    no. bring me some.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo In America we don't care about 3rd world shitholes. Of course their tin shacks fell over.

    of course we do.

    we need third worlders to provide entertainment and for something to point and laugh at.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole


    remember kids, looting never ends well when 90%-plus of the population has a firearm of some sort...
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  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm not hiding anything.

    I'm making Bill Krozby jealous.

    That's just gay.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    remember kids, looting never ends well when 90%-plus of the population has a firearm of some sort…

    Firearms are for pussies with no physical prowess.
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Firearms are for pussies with no physical prowess.

    But if you were a regular citizen with a firearm, would you think differently?
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Firearms are for pussies with no physical prowess.

    Hope your honour comforts you as you get anally raped by a guy who has no such moral code.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash But if you were a regular citizen with a firearm, would you think differently?

    First off I wouldn't go around trying to stop looters with a gun, or at all. Loot away. I'd probably be with them.

    Secondly, no. I have owned guns. Owning them is fine. Thinking you're hot shit because of it is cringe and embarrassing.

    I haven't had a gun in over 10 years and there isn't one situation I've been in where I wish I had one.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Hope your honour comforts you as you get anally raped by a guy who has no such moral code.

    See my post above, FUCKO. :)
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ First off I wouldn't go around trying to stop looters with a gun, or at all. Loot away. I'd probably be with them.

    Secondly, no. I have owned guns. Owning them is fine. Thinking you're hot shit because of it is cringe and embarrassing.

    I haven't had a gun in over 10 years and there isn't one situation I've been in where I wish I had one.

    I once knew a neighbor who got out of several tickets by making conversation about the guns in his cargo.

    You never know!

    Post last edited by mashlehash at 2017-09-11T04:02:33.637556+00:00
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I once knew a neighnor who got out of several tickets by making conversation about the guns in his cargo.

    You never know!

    May as well just keep a little bit of everything in your car just in case.

    Sorry officer, but uhh, hey are you into batons and tazers at all? I have a collection of them I'm totally into them, batons and tazers. Wanna fuck??
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