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Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece
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2017-09-09 at 3:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash Such a closet homosexual
you fucking retard.
i literally told you to suck my dick. i literally told you to part your ass cheeks while i cram my man-torpedo into your flaccid fart factory.
there is nothing in the closet about any of that, you stupid bastard. i literally told you to be my bottom bitch. -
2017-09-09 at 3:54 PM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 3:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you fucking retard.
i literally told you to suck my dick. i literally told you to part your ass cheeks while i cram my man-torpedo into your flaccid fart factory.
there is nothing in the closet about any of that, you stupid bastard. i literally told you to be my bottom bitch.
Wow, you literally told me. -
2017-09-09 at 3:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash Wow, you literally told me.
you need to literally open your ass cheeks and cram your anal sphincter onto the base of my cock. i mean, literally, bounce up and down to get the head of my cock into your upper digestive tract until your gag reflex kicks in, you literal faggot bitch nigger fag -
2017-09-09 at 11:48 PM UTCanyone who's scared of hurricanes is a fucking bitch. it's literally just rain and wind. it's like car surfing in the rain...only it doesn't stop.
today's newspaper headline was 'state of fear' in like two-inch font. fear my ass...this shit is awesome. -
2017-09-10 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock anyone who's scared of hurricanes is a fucking bitch. it's literally just rain and wind. it's like car surfing in the rain…only it doesn't stop.
today's newspaper headline was 'state of fear' in like two-inch font. fear my ass…this shit is awesome.
You're scared of black people. -
2017-09-10 at 1:09 AM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 1:20 AM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 3:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ The only thing that's gonna be false is your teeth after I get done power fucking your face, faggot!
you can give up on trying to pretend your anything other than an uber-bottom that craves multiple cocks crammed into all your crevices at once.
no one believes the act...stick with what youre best at: bottom fag -
2017-09-10 at 5:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you need to literally open your ass cheeks and cram your anal sphincter onto the base of my cock. i mean, literally, bounce up and down to get the head of my cock into your upper digestive tract until your gag reflex kicks in, you literal faggot bitch nigger fag
Holy fuck you are so attracted to me it's hard to hide -
2017-09-10 at 1:47 PM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 2:42 PM UTCIT'S COMING UP THE WEST COAST BOYS. MY DUMB FUCKING ASS RAN TO PENSACOLA LMAO.
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2017-09-10 at 3:07 PM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 3:15 PM UTC75 is assfucked, I'm going to try to head east later today
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2017-09-10 at 3:18 PM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 4:34 PM UTC
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2017-09-10 at 4:49 PM UTCScalpers buy up all the goods in mass quantities across all the supermarkets and gas and hardware stores, so they can then sell all the stuff at 10X the price they paid for it.
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2017-09-10 at 5:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, 75 is fucked. Only a retard would get onto the highways at this point. I have 5 tanks of gas in the back of my Land Cruiser, I should be good for a bit.
ive heard.
everyone whos texted me said they get off the main highway and take the back roads.
although...at this point youre fucked regardless...youre already in the outer bands of the storm.
where i live someone just had their roof ripped off by a tornado and its literally sitting in the road in front of their house. -
2017-09-10 at 5:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Scalpers buy up all the goods in mass quantities across all the supermarkets and gas and hardware stores, so they can then sell all the stuff at 10X the price they paid for it.
in 2004 there was some guy parked at a street corner selling generators for three times what the retail price was.
i havent seen any of that yet. theres not many cars on the road...as a matter of fact, ive only seen a couple. the handful of vehicles ive seen are all trucks. -
2017-09-10 at 5:47 PM UTCYou can already see the "devastating" aftermath it had on Cuba on Buzzfeed *hint* it's not that bad.
