The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-09 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #101
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Lanny's like the worst football player on the football team
2. 2017-09-09 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #102
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mmQ Thanks
   
   How come mescaline isn't that popular?
   
   Or is it?
   
   I've never.

   
   The cacti don't grow anywhere like shrooms can, I guess. Honestly, it was one of the more euphoric psychedelics I've done, and it's rather gentle on the mind. Still a good mindfuck, but there isn't as much risk of freaking out or whatever. Also, unlike LSD, the more of it you take, the stronger the intensity and the longer the duration. LSD usually gets more intense but lasts about the same amount of time, but if you do cactus brew, the more of it you take, the longer you'll be tripping. I heard of people tripping on it for over 18 hours when they take like a foot and a half or two feet of cactus. I don't know if it gets longer than 18 hours, but I've heard of anywhere from 6 to 18 hours depending on dosage.
3. 2017-09-09 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #103
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's just not readily available or easy to grow.
   
   Time constraints
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4. 2017-09-09 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #104
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Yeah, that's another thing; they can take years to grow to maturity.
5. 2017-09-09 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #105
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   On the other hand I can drive about 2 to 4 hours out and go have a ceremonial session
6. 2017-09-09 at 9:20 PM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   LSD, how did you take it and how many inches did you have inside you?
7. 2017-09-09 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #107
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'm getting really fucking antsy that there are two trt threads and one of them is a fucking fake made by somebody that none of us from the trt community even knows
   
   I'm talking about you narc.
8. 2017-09-09 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #108
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 LSD, how did you take it and how many inches did you have inside you?

   
   I had the whole fucking arm inside of me. Oh that San Pedro was such a slut
9. 2017-09-09 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #109
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I'm getting really fucking antsy that there are two trt threads and one of them is a fucking fake made by somebody that none of us from the trt community even knows
   
   I'm talking about you narc.

   
   Narc is mememememe.
10. 2017-09-09 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #110
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 LSD, how did you take it and how many inches did you have inside you?

    
    I brewed it, which takes like all fucking day cause you gotta simmer it without boiling. Tastes like fucking bile. I did about a foot, IIRC, but I also did it a few different times.
11. 2017-09-09 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #111
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Well I don't even know who Mimi Mimi is, she sounds like an Argentinian slut ready to take my load but complain when it's in her mouth when she doesn't know what to do with it, when she knows that she has this built-in female phenomenon of swallowing.
    
    Just in that hot moment
    
    Gulp
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12. 2017-09-09 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #112
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    His full username on Zoklet was 'is all mememememe with me'. Is that the right amount of mes? Might've been one less.
13. 2017-09-09 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #113
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Oh I remember the fucker. I remember that mother fucker that mother fucker owes me money, I'm going to make him mow my lawn
14. 2017-09-09 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #114
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Oh I remember the fucker. I remember that mother fucker that mother fucker owes me money, I'm going to make him mow my lawn

    
    Needs to be trimmed anyways
15. 2017-09-09 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Needs to be trimmed anyways

    
    Trim my wick.
16. 2017-09-09 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #116
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Stop
    
    Go
    
    Dance
17. 2017-09-09 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #117
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    No
    
    No
    
    No
18. 2017-09-10 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #118
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lolwtf
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/6z2c9h/orgasm_from_the_smell_of_alfredo_sauce_on_lsd/
19. 2017-09-10 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lolwtf
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/6z2c9h/orgasm_from_the_smell_of_alfredo_sauce_on_lsd/

    
    RUN RUN RUN MY ALFREDO BOY
    
    BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE MY POTATO BOY
20. 2017-09-10 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #120
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]