2017-07-29 at 10:11 PM UTC
Dear god, living in such an immense amount of your own feces, enslaved your entire life in a synthetic environment removed from anything close to resembling your natural environment, what you evolved to thrive in, and literally partially subsisting off the maggots that arise from your own waste.
Existence is a horror. Human beings have to go.
2017-07-29 at 10:20 PM UTC
I was curious where chickens came from cuz of malice's post and here it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_junglefowlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_junglefowldomesticated about 7,400 years ago in southeast asia, here is a chicken in its natural habitat
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2017-07-29 at 10:31 PM UTC
I've got a friend that has a micro pig as a pet.
She named him Forrest, but I call him Breakfast.
2017-07-29 at 10:53 PM UTC
@DW: Weird, they look so reminiscent of dinosaurs (Of course I'm aware of the evolutionary origins).
It reminded of The Legend of Zelda and how attacking a chicken enough times would eventually cause it to call for others and swarm you. Damn, being swarmed by a flock of larger and more vicious ancestral version of chickens, with more powerful talons and beaks, would have been scary as shit in that environment. I wonder how many hominids died from that in the past.
I would have grabbed two large branches, thick and heavy, and gone tasmanian devil on them. Just cyclone/whirlwind until one of us remains standing.
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2017-07-29 at 11:13 PM UTC
I want you all to think about how good it feels to be at the top of the food chain next time you eat eggs
2017-07-29 at 11:44 PM UTC
Being a human being fucking sucks. When I was younger and naive I used to feel wonder at the very fact of having come into existence, such an unfathomable event, a seemingly near infinitesimally minute probability, particularly as a human being.
Later I realized that at least if I had been born as a housecat I would have lived a simple and content life without consciousness of death and the countless other horrors of existence, the profoundly unnatural human lifestyle that inevitably leads to suffering and mental anguish, alienation, striving without end, all for naught, leading to the finality of death, the ultimate burden of knowledge.
At least this shit would be over and I wouldn't be aware of potential reasons to bear through it and continue to live.
2017-07-29 at 11:51 PM UTC
I skipped this whole thread and see Mal's last post before mine and I thought this was a breakfast thread but, ok!
2017-07-29 at 11:55 PM UTC
If there was a left and right question mark, I could make a qmark swastika.
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2017-07-30 at 12:40 AM UTC
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Alan What?
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Scrambled eggs with bacon, followed by a either a couple buttermilk pancakes, or some hash browns with buttery toast toast and strawberry jam.
Usually just drink water, sometimes I'll have a tea.
2017-07-30 at 1:40 AM UTC
His name was Robert Paulson
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