2017-07-29 at 2:06 AM UTC
this is the sort of chick you'll meet maybe once a decade, that you totally click with from the instant you say hi, and is also insanely hot too. and just my dumb fucking luck she's on the fucking game, lol. jesus christ you couldn't even make this shit up.
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2017-07-29 at 2:12 AM UTC
I ain't judging ya meme, I just know for me, everytime we fucked I couldn't help but think of the hundreds if not thousands of sweaty old men that have hovered over that some lady, drilling away, or looking down at her as they grasped the back of her head and forced her to take 'the whole 8.' That just me though.
2017-07-29 at 5:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
not today.
Not ever. That's the fucking problem. I could excuse your dumb-kid-that-just-discovered-the-internet mentality if it was even just a little bit funny, but it's not. It's like you got stuck in 1999 after a traumatic brain injury.
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2017-07-29 at 3:23 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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Thread is now renamed to "i think i have a little diarrhea developing".
2017-08-12 at 8:46 AM UTC
i might have just backed myself into a real corner here guys. i was chatting to her in the hall last night and i mentioned i'd bought a 1/16th of that strong gear. the one i made the limp dick fred about. so i says to her if she's stuck for a hit to give me a knock. she says 'yeah, i might need something in the morning, i'll bring some pins down, it'll be nice to have a chat'.
now i just realized something. what if i have a hit with her and it goes off, then i can't fuck her coz i can't get my dozy dick to pay fucking attention? that would be a seriously embarrassing situation. i'm just hoping that once i get a nice sniff of that pussy, maybe have a good taste by tongue fucking her a little bit, that might just give dozy dick more incentive to wake the fuck up.
any ideas or advice guys?
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2017-08-12 at 12:44 PM UTC
tell her you have something better than heroin then make her take rajbundy with you
2017-08-12 at 2:41 PM UTC
its all good, she just left to catch the pharmacy to pick up her methadone. i feel kinda awkward coz she still doesn't know that i know that she is a working girl. i don't want to embarrass her and the conversation never went anywhere close to being an easy time to mention it. we chatted a lot tho, i find her so very easy to talk to, like the conversation just naturally flows with her and makes you feel very comfortable in her presence, we laugh quite a lot and seem very similarly minded. when she first came in the room i made us a coffee. i had some die antwoord playing low on the computer in mp3 format. she said 'oh i like these, who are they called again?' 'oh, die antwoord, are you a fan?' i asked. yeah, she replied. i love their videos i said, have you seen them? she said no. do you wanna watch some now, i asked, and she said she would. i finished the coffee and got the gear out of the draw, put some in her spoon and she started cooking up while i loaded a bunch of die antwoords best videos into vlc. once she'd cooked up she stood behind the fridge just out of sight so she could inject the gear into her groin. i got the gear i had on the foil in my draw and topped it up a bit and proceeded to smoke. she then sat on the bed next to me and we watched the videos and just chatted for a good hour or so. she is so fucking sweet i just find her absolutely intoxicating. she mentioned she would like to visit more when she has nothing to do, if that's ok. 'sure', i said, 'you're great company, you're welcome here any time'. so, it looks like we've stepped up from barely seeing her once a week or so when passing on the stairs, to hanging out. this sounds very promising now. i'll fill you guys in as soon as anything happens. i got a good feeling about this now.
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2017-08-12 at 2:51 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Let us know what kind of venereal diseases you get, too.
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