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i think i have a little dilemma developing.

  1. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist go with the mutual rubber bag masturbating like a huge faggot.

    ''dude, your prostitute wife had been fucked by many men''

    ''no, no. just 2. the rest were just mutual, assisted masturbation, mane''
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is on her punterlink page

    Sorry no unprotected sex I value my health and yours x




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i feel awkward that i know what she does and have seen her profile(inc nudes) yet she has no idea that i know. how the fuck do you bring that up without embarrassing her or making shit awkward between us?




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  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i feel awkward that i know what she does and have seen her profile(inc nudes) yet she has no idea that i know. how the fuck do you bring that up without embarrassing her or making shit awkward between us?
    yet you fail to produce a single one.

    your new name is manti tao
  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    ask her for help ???

    tell her you just came out of prison, needed ''help'' and ask if she knows anyone that provide ''help'' for a charge to help with your need to discharge.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock yet you fail to produce a single one.

    your new name is manti tao

    no my name is too smart to allow one of you fucks the opportunity to id her and link her to this fred. like i know full well at least half of you would given the chance, lol.

    i mean i don't blame you, i would prolly do the same. but i can't allow that to happen here bill. so you're shit outta luck.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader ask her for help ???

    tell her you just came out of prison, needed ''help'' and ask if she knows anyone that provide ''help'' for a charge to help with your need to discharge.

    lol, "here, do you know anybody else i could fuck, like a total slut, that isn't you, coz i don't want to fuck you, anybody other than you".

    yeah, i guess that'd work out really well, ha




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  8. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    no, i mean ask her nicely if she knew someone whos working as a professionally prostitute.
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist no my name is too smart to allow one of you fucks the opportunity to id her and link her to this fred. like i know full well at least half of you would given the chance, lol.

    i mean i don't blame you, i would prolly do the same. but i can't allow that to happen here bill. so you're shit outta luck.
    youre delusional
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm kinda toying with the idea of letting slip about that '50 grand inheritance' i'm getting in a few months, lol. give her a reason to chase me, if you get me.




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  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm kinda toying with the idea of letting slip about that '50 grand inheritance' i'm getting in a few months, lol. give her a reason to chase me, if you get me
    you may as well add in that you have several venereal diseases that you caught from unknown sex partners...plural...during that free-spirited junket in several southeast asian countries to celebrate your coming out of the closet.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you may as well add in that you have several venereal diseases that you caught from unknown sex partners…plural…during that free-spirited junket in several southeast asian countries to celebrate your coming out of the closet.

    Originally posted by infinityshock bitch…youve never even seen a vagina other that online or at the petting zoo, much less had enough sexual experiences to say what a vagina or urethra would do or be able to do. or not do or not be able to do. much less give birth, you fucking retarded idiot virgin faggot. stick to what youre good at…sucking dick.

    make your mind up bill




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  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hey bud, next time, include a tl;dr
  14. A prostitute addicted to heroin. What can go wrong?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack A prostitute addicted to heroin. What can go wrong?

    She could get hit by a bus, for one.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack A prostitute addicted to heroin. What can go wrong?

    well with that kind of outlook i'd never do anything. nothing that was exciting at least.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some dude mentioned she's a lesbian today but i don't think he knows wtf he's talking about tbh. its looking like she could be a little gold digging bitch. which is great coz i mentioned a couple of nights ago that i have this 50 grand inheritance coming leter this year from my aunt who died while i was in jail. this evening out of nowhere she texted me up saying she was gonna go down and watch tv in the communal lounge in 10 if i wanted to join her. seems a bit of a coincidence lol.



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  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    I've dated hookers more or less. You just gotta tell yourself it's a vacation and then you have to come back home to reality. Sure it can be a long drawn out vacation but just know you ain't at home.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ She could get hit by a bus, for one.

    She could miss the bus home, for two.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd been suspecting she was a bipolar bear, like my ex. noticed a few similarities, like cutting scars, mood shifts etc. she mentioned tonight that she's been appointed a psychiatric nurse while they try and diagnose her. she strikes me as a complex little creature which i find quite intriguing tbh.



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