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i think i have a little dilemma developing.

  1. #81
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I hope you're fucking that hoe with a rubber.

    that does not compute




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  2. #82
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist that does not compute




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    She's a hooker. You're gonna get HIV, friend.
  3. #83
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL She's a hooker. You're gonna get HIV, friend.

    no, i mean how can you wear a rubber and be 'fucking'? it just doesn't add up you idiot.




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  4. #84
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If there's penetration, you're fucking.
  5. #85
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, if you're wearing a rubber then what you're doing is just mutual masturbation using a rubber bag. you're both just using the same rubber bag is all. fucking is about intimacy, being as intimate as you can possibly get with somebody which involves exchanges of your body fluids and your cock rubbing nicely against the inside of her sweet little pussy. if your cock isn't soaking in her girl juice or you're not squirting deep inside her minge then you are not fucking. you can't say 'i want to be intimate with you, but i don't actually want you touching me or giving me your germs'. it doesn't work like that.

    what it boils down to tho speckles is weighing up just how scared of infections you are with just how much you want to fuck the girl. if how much you want to fuck her is higher than how scared you are of a few germs, then you fuck her. however if you are more scared of the germs, which you obviously are from your comment, then you go with the mutual rubber bag masturbating like a huge faggot.




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  6. #86
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here's something you never hear someone say- "He made love to me in the ass."

    -Norm MacDonald
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want a tl;dr
  8. #88
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she just texted half hour :)

    she's coming, my woman is coming.






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  9. #89
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she certainly will be when i get my way with her




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  10. #90
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    damn it, she just cancelled on me. i bet some fucking punter just called and snatched her from under my nose, fucking old pervert.

    prolly just as well tho, i texted her said did she want to come and help me finish off this bit of gear i had left. she said 'cool yeah. after she cancelled i thought ok, more for me then. i tipped the lot onto some foil and there was no where near as much as i'd thought lol. i would have looked like a right plonker, ha.




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  11. #91
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    If you want to fuck her that badly why don't you just pay her?
  12. #92
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind If you want to fuck her that badly why don't you just pay her?

    temporary cash flow problem due to having recently being released from jail.




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  13. #93
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    besides, i'd rather not fuck her as a punter if possible. altho that is plan b.




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  14. #94
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    one way or another i am going to bang her.




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  15. #95
    She prob just had to go work and give some bj's real quick

    Better get used to it
  16. #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm dumb. What's gear? Heron?
  17. #97
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, stood up by a brass eh, that's fucking tragic ha




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  18. #98
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic She prob just had to go work and give some bj's real quick

    Better get used to it

    do you know what? i think she does those phone sex call things. it says that on her punternet page lol. so she prolly does them in her room. the other night i arranged with some others in the house to watch a movie downstairs and she was really keen. when it was about to start i went up and knocked at her door to let her know it was starting. on the first knock there was no answer and i couldn't hear anything and thought she'd gone out. i knocked one more time as i was about to go and she called through the door 'who is it'. it sounded kinda odd the way she said it and that she didn't answer the door. so i said about the movie and she replied, 'i'm watching a documentary'. it sounded really random thing to come out with, like weird lol. i think she was phone sexing someone. hahalol




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  19. #99
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    h

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm dumb. What's gear? Heron?

    no its flamingo




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  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist it is. having just got out of jail my options are limited atm, until i can get back on my feet. only temporary tho, but to give you an idea what this place is like. they have these on the wall dotted around the house.




    nalorex injection, break glass in emergency lol. they've had several OD fatalities in recent years.




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    this is actually really cool
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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