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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not sure where this is going or that it really should go anywhere if i'm honest. in a nutshell, there is a chick living in a room on the landing above me. she is very pretty, and very sweet the few times that i've spoken to her so far. before tonight i've only actually spoken to her like twice for about 30 seconds, mainly coz she tends to be out a lot, so rarely even see her here, but yeah i totally noticed she was hot the first time i ever saw her, which was actually in town weeks before she moved in here.

    anyway she was in the kitchen earlier tonight and we got chatting for about 10/15 minutes and i realized that she really is fucking gorgeous. you know when you meet those chicks that just have the most sexiest and bubbly personalities and you just feel so comfortable with them, like you click with them instantly? and the sexiness literally just oozes out of them? and you just find they are really bubbly and its infectious. like from the moment you start talking to them, and the more they talk to you, the more you just really want to talk to them even more, but i mean way more than any usual chicks. well she was totally like that tonight and i couldn't help thinking while talking to her, how much i'm wanting to fuck the hell out of her. she is one of those girls you meet and you just know spending a nice evening with would be so fucking hot and awesome. at 22 she is exactly half my age too, which afaic is a plus point. the main negative really is that she is on gear and is a prostitute. which i'm not against women doing that work, more power to them afaic. besides i worked a few girls years ago so totally understand that business. but then its like you know, dating a hooker, which even to me sounds like a real fucked up one.

    thing is, i've been finding myself all evening now unable to stop thinking about her, i mean like totally that feeling you get with those special chicks that you really do fall for properly. i really do want to fuck her badly, i'm thinking actually dating her would likely be pretty amazing too. but of course she is also a hooker, which would be, like i don't even know, having never dated a hooker before, i'm pretty sure you'd need to be very strong minded to deal with what she does. although i reckon i possibly could as i'm very liberally minded sexually.

    so right now i'm totally thinking 'WTF, am i actually falling for a prostitute'. it even sounds fucked up to me, i know, but she really is that fucking attractive to me. she is totally the ideal type of chick that i prefer. so i'm thinking should i go for it or what, i really don't know. besides i'm not even sure if she is into dating guys as i know a lot of prostitutes don't because of their work. i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also. but then just a couple of weeks ago the young lad in the room on my landing was hanging around with her when she first moved in. they are both on the gear so i think it was mostly because of that. he got carried away also and came on to her by getting his cock out to her. long story short, she knocked him back and he responded by texting some threats to her, to which she reported him and he was immediately thrown out the house. obviously i'm not gonna just flop my dick out to her and i'm not the woman beater type so definitely wouldn't be threatening her, however i really don't need to be getting homeless again right now.

    but i am totally getting that strong feeling you get when you properly fall for a hot chick. so my dilemma is should i just get on it, which i'm pretty sure i will be having a go at. or should i put it out my head and leave it/don't even touch her with a barge pole? which i'm pretty sure i won't be doing. the idea i have in my head of sex with her is fucking amazing hot sex, so i'm also wondering should i just bang her and get it out my system and move on? the thing is, is that if sex with her is even half as good as i'm fantasizing about, then i will then just be wanting more and more, especially with that super sexy personality she has. i mean i know that it would be that good, that i'm even considering, if i get no where with her, to just pay her for a night.

    i mean WTF, could this actually work out? will it be a total headfuck and a minefield? not even sure i give a fuck, she really is that sweet and sexy. i've also seen her escort profile with nudes(no, i definitely won't be posting them), which is just driving me even crazier about her. i think i might even be finding the the fact that she is a hooker a bit exciting to be honest, i don't know, she's certainly got my head in a headfuck right now. i'm very possibly getting like this having been locked up for two years and also this hot weather has gotten me feeling so fucking horny lately too.

    so i really dunno, this is a head fuck situation. have any of you had a similar situation? could definitely use any advice.

    i know y'all gonna take the right piss, go ahead, i don't even care. also, again, no, i'm not posting her nudes. definitely not giving any of you flying freaks the opportunity to find her page and totally embarrass me, like i know you would.

    so i dunno, just say whatever.




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    You must live in the straight slums. That sounds kind of fun though, I wish there were more people in my apartment complex I could do drugs with
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    Originally posted by NARCassist not sure where this is going or that it really should go anywhere if i'm honest. in a nutshell, there is a chick living in a room on the landing above me. she is very pretty, and very sweet the few times that i've spoken to her so far. before tonight i've only actually spoken to her like twice for about 30 seconds, mainly coz she tends to be out a lot, so rarely even see her here, but yeah i totally noticed she was hot the first time i ever saw her, which was actually in town weeks before she moved in here.

    anyway she was in the kitchen earlier tonight and we got chatting for about 10/15 minutes and i realized that she really is fucking gorgeous. you know when you meet those chicks that just have the most sexiest and bubbly personalities and you just feel so comfortable with them, like you click with them instantly? and the sexiness literally just oozes out of them? and you just find they are really bubbly and its infectious. like from the moment you start talking to them, and the more they talk to you, the more you just really want to talk to them even more, but i mean way more than any usual chicks. well she was totally like that tonight and i couldn't help thinking while talking to her, how much i'm wanting to fuck the hell out of her. she is one of those girls you meet and you just know spending a nice evening with would be so fucking hot and awesome. at 22 she is exactly half my age too, which afaic is a plus point. the main negative really is that she is on gear and is a prostitute. which i'm not against women doing that work, more power to them afaic. besides i worked a few girls years ago so totally understand that business. but then its like you know, dating a hooker, which even to me sounds like a real fucked up one.

    thing is, i've been finding myself all evening now unable to stop thinking about her, i mean like totally that feeling you get with those special chicks that you really do fall for properly. i really do want to fuck her badly, i'm thinking actually dating her would likely be pretty amazing too. but of course she is also a hooker, which would be, like i don't even know, having never dated a hooker before, i'm pretty sure you'd need to be very strong minded to deal with what she does. although i reckon i possibly could as i'm very liberally minded sexually.

    so right now i'm totally thinking 'WTF, am i actually falling for a prostitute'. it even sounds fucked up to me, i know, but she really is that fucking attractive to me. she is totally the ideal type of chick that i prefer. so i'm thinking should i go for it or what, i really don't know. besides i'm not even sure if she is into dating guys as i know a lot of prostitutes don't because of their work. i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also. but then just a couple of weeks ago the young lad in the room on my landing was hanging around with her when she first moved in. they are both on the gear so i think it was mostly because of that. he got carried away also and came on to her by getting his cock out to her. long story short, she knocked him back and he responded by texting some threats to her, to which she reported him and he was immediately thrown out the house. obviously i'm not gonna just flop my dick out to her and i'm not the woman beater type so definitely wouldn't be threatening her, however i really don't need to be getting homeless again right now.

    but i am totally getting that strong feeling you get when you properly fall for a hot chick. so my dilemma is should i just get on it, which i'm pretty sure i will be having a go at. or should i put it out my head and leave it/don't even touch her with a barge pole? which i'm pretty sure i won't be doing. the idea i have in my head of sex with her is fucking amazing hot sex, so i'm also wondering should i just bang her and get it out my system and move on? the thing is, is that if sex with her is even half as good as i'm fantasizing about, then i will then just be wanting more and more, especially with that super sexy personality she has. i mean i know that it would be that good, that i'm even considering, if i get no where with her, to just pay her for a night.

    i mean WTF, could this actually work out? will it be a total headfuck and a minefield? not even sure i give a fuck, she really is that sweet and sexy. i've also seen her escort profile with nudes(no, i definitely won't be posting them), which is just driving me even crazier about her. i think i might even be finding the the fact that she is a hooker a bit exciting to be honest, i don't know, she's certainly got my head in a headfuck right now. i'm very possibly getting like this having been locked up for two years and also this hot weather has gotten me feeling so fucking horny lately too.

    so i really dunno, this is a head fuck situation. have any of you had a similar situation? could definitely use any advice.

    i know y'all gonna take the right piss, go ahead, i don't even care. also, again, no, i'm not posting her nudes. definitely not giving any of you flying freaks the opportunity to find her page and totally embarrass me, like i know you would.

    so i dunno, just say whatever.




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    Sex her in the vagina.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it is. having just got out of jail my options are limited atm, until i can get back on my feet. only temporary tho, but to give you an idea what this place is like. they have these on the wall dotted around the house.




    nalorex injection, break glass in emergency lol. they've had several OD fatalities in recent years.




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    Make good decisions.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i dunno, is it totally fucked up that in my fantasizing, i'm fucking her without using a condom, and really hope she doesn't make me wear one when i do fuck her for real?




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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist not sure where this is going or that it really should go anywhere if i'm honest. in a nutshell, there is a chick living in a room on the landing above me. she is very pretty, and very sweet the few times that i've spoken to her so far. before tonight i've only actually spoken to her like twice for about 30 seconds, mainly coz she tends to be out a lot, so rarely even see her here, but yeah i totally noticed she was hot the first time i ever saw her, which was actually in town weeks before she moved in here.

    anyway she was in the kitchen earlier tonight and we got chatting for about 10/15 minutes and i realized that she really is fucking gorgeous. you know when you meet those chicks that just have the most sexiest and bubbly personalities and you just feel so comfortable with them, like you click with them instantly? and the sexiness literally just oozes out of them? and you just find they are really bubbly and its infectious. like from the moment you start talking to them, and the more they talk to you, the more you just really want to talk to them even more, but i mean way more than any usual chicks. well she was totally like that tonight and i couldn't help thinking while talking to her, how much i'm wanting to fuck the hell out of her. she is one of those girls you meet and you just know spending a nice evening with would be so fucking hot and awesome. at 22 she is exactly half my age too, which afaic is a plus point. the main negative really is that she is on gear and is a prostitute. which i'm not against women doing that work, more power to them afaic. besides i worked a few girls years ago so totally understand that business. but then its like you know, dating a hooker, which even to me sounds like a real fucked up one.

    thing is, i've been finding myself all evening now unable to stop thinking about her, i mean like totally that feeling you get with those special chicks that you really do fall for properly. i really do want to fuck her badly, i'm thinking actually dating her would likely be pretty amazing too. but of course she is also a hooker, which would be, like i don't even know, having never dated a hooker before, i'm pretty sure you'd need to be very strong minded to deal with what she does. although i reckon i possibly could as i'm very liberally minded sexually.

    so right now i'm totally thinking 'WTF, am i actually falling for a prostitute'. it even sounds fucked up to me, i know, but she really is that fucking attractive to me. she is totally the ideal type of chick that i prefer. so i'm thinking should i go for it or what, i really don't know. besides i'm not even sure if she is into dating guys as i know a lot of prostitutes don't because of their work. i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also. but then just a couple of weeks ago the young lad in the room on my landing was hanging around with her when she first moved in. they are both on the gear so i think it was mostly because of that. he got carried away also and came on to her by getting his cock out to her. long story short, she knocked him back and he responded by texting some threats to her, to which she reported him and he was immediately thrown out the house. obviously i'm not gonna just flop my dick out to her and i'm not the woman beater type so definitely wouldn't be threatening her, however i really don't need to be getting homeless again right now.

    but i am totally getting that strong feeling you get when you properly fall for a hot chick. so my dilemma is should i just get on it, which i'm pretty sure i will be having a go at. or should i put it out my head and leave it/don't even touch her with a barge pole? which i'm pretty sure i won't be doing. the idea i have in my head of sex with her is fucking amazing hot sex, so i'm also wondering should i just bang her and get it out my system and move on? the thing is, is that if sex with her is even half as good as i'm fantasizing about, then i will then just be wanting more and more, especially with that super sexy personality she has. i mean i know that it would be that good, that i'm even considering, if i get no where with her, to just pay her for a night.

    i mean WTF, could this actually work out? will it be a total headfuck and a minefield? not even sure i give a fuck, she really is that sweet and sexy. i've also seen her escort profile with nudes(no, i definitely won't be posting them), which is just driving me even crazier about her. i think i might even be finding the the fact that she is a hooker a bit exciting to be honest, i don't know, she's certainly got my head in a headfuck right now. i'm very possibly getting like this having been locked up for two years and also this hot weather has gotten me feeling so fucking horny lately too.

    so i really dunno, this is a head fuck situation. have any of you had a similar situation? could definitely use any advice.

    i know y'all gonna take the right piss, go ahead, i don't even care. also, again, no, i'm not posting her nudes. definitely not giving any of you flying freaks the opportunity to find her page and totally embarrass me, like i know you would.

    so i dunno, just say whatever

    pics or it didn't happen.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didn't happen.

    yeah ok





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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno, is it totally fucked up that in my fantasizing, i'm fucking her without using a condom, and really hope she doesn't make me wear one when i do fuck her for real?

    bitch...youre a virgin and the only way that will change is if a barnyard animal is on the receiving end of that floppy little piece of spaghetti flailing around between your barely grown out pubic hairs.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    tbh guys, i really wish i could post pix or even better a video, just so you could see just what i mean how fucking damn sexy she is. i'm not even exaggerating here. she must make a fucking fortune working.




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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah ok

    wait till you try to cram that noodle into your fake gfs piss-hole and tell her you know it'll fit because that's where baby's come out.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock bitch…youre a virgin and the only way that will change is if a barnyard animal is on the receiving end of that floppy little piece of spaghetti flailing around between your barely grown out pubic hairs.

    the funniest thing is that you actually think you could make me mad hahahahahaha. you really are a muppet bill.




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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist tbh guys, i really wish i could post pix or even better a video, just so you could see just what i mean how fucking damn sexy she is. i'm not even exaggerating here. she must make a fucking fortune working.

    you've been hanging out with Bill Krozbynigger too long. you two and your fake stories are so obvious they're laughable.

    really. I am laughing at you.
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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist the funniest thing is that you actually think you could make me mad hahahahahaha. you really are a muppet bill.

    I'm not sure which is funnier...you making retarded fake stories...or thinking anyone would actually believe you'd ever lose your virginity.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you've been hanging out with Bill Krozbynigger too long. you two and your fake stories are so obvious they're laughable.

    really. I am laughing at you.

    then that means we're both laughing together right now. :D




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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist then that means we're both laughing together right now. :D

    and everyone else too...we're all laughing at you.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock and everyone else too…we're all laughing at you.

    FOR FUCK SAKE INFANNYSTOP, I'M HAVIN A REAL FUCKING DILEMA TEARING MY HAIR OUT OVER THIS AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS TAKE THE FUCKING PISS. YOU'RE A REAL MEANY YOU KNOW THAT? I FUCKING HATE YOU.




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-11T19:43:56.682124+00:00
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're gonna make me cry in a minute.




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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lmfaootfl




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    NARCassist gollums fat coach





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