Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

1. 2017-07-19 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My mom pretends she is dumb but she is a player
2. 2017-07-19 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #122
   cerakote African Astronaut
   tfw the hot romanian hooker doesnt live above me anymore...
   
   she knew that she was doing peepee magic on my 9th grade self everytime she asked me to help her with something in those booty shorts
3. 2017-07-19 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #123
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou My mom pretends she is dumb but she is a player

   
   Send me her numba
4. 2017-07-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon You haven't lived till you've fucked in a $90,000 car.
   
   
   
   Give me her number, I'll give her the ride of her life.

   
   fucking in a 90k car is no different than fucking in a 5k car.
5. 2017-07-19 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #125
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou My mom pretends she is dumb but she is a player

   
   post pics of your mom.
6. 2017-07-19 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock fucking in a 90k car is no different than fucking in a 5k car.

   
   My passenger LCD screens disagree.
7. 2017-07-19 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #127
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock fucking in a 90k car is no different than fucking in a 5k car.

   
   

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon My passenger LCD screens disagree.

   
   
   
   It's better for him because he can watch something on TV while fucking and distract himself from nutting for 20 more seconds since the last time he got laid was in 2014.
8. 2017-07-19 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I am also gluing a shovel to the bumper so I can cruise land in a subterranean fashion.

   
   The balloons can also be filled with helium or hydrogen or whatever and you can fly like a dirigible.
9. 2017-07-19 at 3 PM UTC

   #129
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic It's better for him because he can watch something on TV while fucking and distract himself from nutting for 20 more seconds since the last time he got laid was in 2014.

   
   This is not true, I haven't been laid since Nixon was in office
10. 2017-07-19 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is not true, I haven't been laid since Nixon was in office

    
    Are you really that old?
11. 2017-07-19 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 The balloons can also be filled with helium or hydrogen or whatever and you can fly like a dirigible.

    
    If I fill the balloon with hydrogen, I can also cruise into heaven in glory.
12. 2017-07-19 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic Are you really that old?

    
    I am the beta and the omega. I am older than time.
    
    Whereas you are the beta, and about 19 years old you filthy Arab.
13. 2017-07-19 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do you figure he's 19 or Arab? Lol
14. 2017-07-19 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #134
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    90k car
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    LOL
    do you have a timeshare too because hotels are too dirty?
15. 2017-07-19 at 5:47 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I am the beta and the omega. I am older than time.
    
    Whereas you are the beta, and about 19 years old you filthy Arab.

    
    bitch...I have bed pans tossed in the corner of my geriatric convalescence bedroom older than you.
16. 2017-07-19 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #136
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    can u adopt me an give it to me when i turn 16 dady
17. 2017-07-19 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou How do you figure he's 19 or Arab? Lol

    
    Both are jokes, if you haven't caught on by now
18. 2017-07-19 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #138
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If I fill the balloon with hydrogen, I can also cruise into heaven in glory.

    
    Sounds fuckin' good to me nig, hindenburg won't have shit on you.
19. 2017-07-21 at 9:41 AM UTC

    #139
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ….it has cooling/warming capabilities in the cupholder!

    
    
    
    Can't you buy a thermos that does that same exact thing?
20. 2017-07-21 at 9:51 AM UTC

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    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Why is there plastic over everything? I bought a new car about 3 months ago, only 5 miles on it, & it didn't have all that plastic shit on it. (2017 Subaru Forester). Never mentioned in the original post if it's actually OP's car. He's probably just vacuuming it out, just another typical day at his job at the car wash. That explains the plastic, the owners don't want any mud people mud on the new interior.