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Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmm. Does that appear larger in the quote box than on a regular post? Maybe it's an optical illusion. It appears slightly larger, it just jumped out me like a goddamn chain chomp.












  2. Nigga stahhhhp
  3. Originally posted by Kinkou Do u have kids?

    God, no.

    Who tf gonna watch those screens?

    My ego.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Nigga stahhhhp

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  5. Kinkou, come to Florida and visit me, we can watch porn on my 60 inch mirror
  6. Get your own kinkou

    I stand by my previous comment, those screens are for me and my mum
  7. Originally posted by Kinkou Get your own kinkou

    You haven't lived till you've fucked in a $90,000 car.

    I stand by my previous comment, those screens are for me and my mum

    Give me her number, I'll give her the ride of her life.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My mirror is 61 inches and self-windexing. It's the latest model and best it's impossible for anyone to have a better one thanks.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Holla at yo girl nigga lips !

  10. Originally posted by mmQ My mirror is 61 inches and self-windexing. It's the latest model and best it's impossible for anyone to have a better one thanks.

    I just bought 2 self-windexing 61 inchers, and I had my mirror guy preorder the 2018 mirror, which is 62 inches and is not only self-windexing but has a polarising enhancement applied underneath the glass.
  11. My kind of 90K car is too small for banging in

    And my mom might be hot but she don't bang lololol
  12. Originally posted by Kinkou My kind of 90K car is too small for banging in

    It's okay, this one has plenty of room.

    And my mom might be hot but she don't bang lololol

    She hasn't met me.
  13. I think she probably only dates guys who's dicks don't work so she doesn't have to worry about banging them
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I just bought 2 self-windexing 61 inchers, and I had my mirror guy preorder the 2018 mirror, which is 62 inches and is not only self-windexing but has a polarising enhancement applied underneath the glass.

    I remember the first time I had to lie about my mirror when battling it out over kinks. This isn't my last turnip truck Falco.

    First off, ONE 61 inch high-end projection mirror has been scientifically demonstrates and proven as the absolute ideal size for this given situation. Any more and it ruins EVERYTHING.

    Secondly, my mirror IS that 2018 model that you claimed to have preordered (but likely did not).

    It was fucking TAYLOR MADE FOR FUCKING. It IS and STANDS ALONE AS, the one and goddamn ONLY MIRROR OF ITS KIND. It is, quite simply put, the BE ALL and END ALL OF ALL THINGS MIRROR.

    Thanks.
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  15. My car isn't even 60" wide
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou My car isn't even 60" wide

    Dang gurl how u fit dat ass up in there sweetie?
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  17. I am a small lady
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinkou My car isn't even 60" wide

    How the hell do you fit your cooch in it, then?
  19. Originally posted by Kinkou I think she probably only dates guys who's dicks don't work so she doesn't have to worry about banging them

    I am now over making jokes about banging you or your mom
  20. Originally posted by mmQ I remember the first time I had to lie about my mirror when battling it out over kinks. This isn't my last turnip truck Falco.

    First off, ONE 61 inch high-end projection mirror has been scientifically demonstrates and proven as the absolute ideal size for this given situation. Any more and it ruins EVERYTHING.

    Secondly, my mirror IS that 2018 model that you claimed to have preordered (but likely did not).

    It was fucking TAYLOR MADE FOR FUCKING. It IS and STANDS ALONE AS, the one and goddamn ONLY MIRROR OF ITS KIND. It is, quite simply put, the BE ALL and END ALL OF ALL THINGS MIRROR.

    Thanks.

    Listen you bullshit artist pleb, the 62 inch is vastly superior because it is attained by changing the aspect ratio, it allows for wider screen fucking, if I and to make it bigger while keeping the aspect ratio, you might have a point. And secondly you are a LIAR, what you ordered is the 2nd press of the 2017 edition, they do not place preordera for plebs who don't even understand 62 inch technology.
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