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Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The two are not mutually exclusive.

    It's benny coming in with his expertise
  2. Cars can be RHD in the US
  3. That one ain't.

    Captain falcon had it switched around cause he's a boss. He also recently caught a case.. and had to change his face. He went under the knife to have his face completely rebuilt. He took this land cruiser to an underground bunker where he was wheeled into an elevator and lowered 400 meters underground to the private operating room. The team of surgeons was waiting. Captain falcon went under the knife for the 16 hour procedure

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-10-12T02:27:17.771428+00:00

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-10-12T02:27:59.002261+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    This thread is niggers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You fucktard, peel off the thick layers of fat clogging your brain and learn how to use Google; the Land Cruisers sold in the US are manufactured in Brazil.

    cite source because the only reference i find that states the manufacturing facility for current production land cruisers is a bloombergjudenstein article that is only readable with a password.
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This thread is niggers.

    faggot niggers
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Toyota_manufacturing_facilities

    most production is in japan, facilities in brazil, venezuela (I think that one shuttered) and vietnam (though looks like only for domestic). doesn't say whether they build for specific markets
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Toyota_manufacturing_facilities

    most production is in japan, facilities in brazil, venezuela (I think that one shuttered) and vietnam (though looks like only for domestic). doesn't say whether they build for specific markets

    yes...1958...not current production. bloomberjudensteinberg says land cruisers are made in some giant toyota plant in japan-land.

    as a side note...one of the articles i read said that brazil had some sort of economic shit-fest during that time frame where they wouldnt let vehicles get manufactured in their shithole country unless all the parts originated from brazil. that being the case...the quality of brazilian-made vehicles was on par with a steaming pile of shit.
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    I didn't know these things were 80 g's brand new holy shit. I remember when I used to get car and driver mag's around '09 or so and they had this suzuki small class SUV that was only for the UK or Asia and it was like 40k. Not unheard of for a brand new SUV but this thing was bare bones. I mean it seriously had the interior of a 1990 Lumina no exaggeration. Idk maybe it had a special engine or something but still.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I didn't know these things were 80 g's brand new holy shit. I remember when I used to get car and driver mag's around '09 or so and they had this suzuki small class SUV that was only for the UK or Asia and it was like 40k. Not unheard of for a brand new SUV but this thing was bare bones. I mean it seriously had the interior of a 1990 Lumina no exaggeration. Idk maybe it had a special engine or something but still.

    yea...it costs about $20k to manufacture. the rest is some nipper wiping his ass with captain failcoons cash.
  11. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    if this was real life he could just give photos of the vehicle stickers and statement of origin but for some reason we are all humoring mQ's mean spirited alt account and letting him live in fantasy land
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock yes…1958…not current production. bloomberjudensteinberg says land cruisers are made in some giant toyota plant in japan-land.

    as a side note…one of the articles i read said that brazil had some sort of economic shit-fest during that time frame where they wouldnt let vehicles get manufactured in their shithole country unless all the parts originated from brazil. that being the case…the quality of brazilian-made vehicles was on par with a steaming pile of shit.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Land_Cruiser

    land cruisers are now made in china. china is left hand drived.

    conclude yourself.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Panthrax if this was real life he could just give photos of the vehicle stickers and statement of origin but for some reason we are all humoring mQ's mean spirited alt account and letting him live in fantasy land

    I've known/been aware of both of them since zoklet, I'd seriously doubt they're the same person.

    either that or it's the longest running, dumbest, most autistic joke ever
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you spend 80 grand on a vehicle and don't get a merc then you're a cunt.



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  15. You should have kept it RHD

    Few things are as satisfying as pulling up on the left of some jackass who cut you off and yelling at them from less than a foot away

    Going through the drive thru in reverse is sure to get hilarious reactions too

    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-10-12T11:03:18.715746+00:00
  16. Originally posted by NARCassist if you spend 80 grand on a vehicle especially if you get a merc then you're a cunt.



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    Fixed
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    obvious never had a merc^ is obvious



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  18. Originally posted by NARCassist obvious never had a merc^ is obvious



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    Clearly you've never owned one. If you had, you'd know yourself that they are POS

    The last good Mercedes was the 190
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Clearly you've never owned one. If you had, you'd know yourself that they are POS

    The last good Mercedes was the 190

    i know a lot of the users here saw the pix i posted of my c class, it was easily the best car i ever owned by far. never had a single problem with it after i replaced the radiator when i first got it having been sat in a barn for a year and i average 200 miles a day. those things just keep on going plus they are so comfortable and look the shit.



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  20. What year?
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