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Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

  1. #61
    I don't really care why capt crunch lol
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Kinkou I don't really care why capt crunch lol

    I'll answer anyway; because I respect your relationship and recognize that you might not want to be seduced by a handsome chocolatey Adonis because you would never feel secure with a man that looks this good.
  3. #63
  4. #64
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kinkou Who's litefire? And no… this guy would never hurt me intentionally

    KreepyK's bf.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Kinkou

    I'll run you over with my Land Cruiser bitch, you will be a $200 stain on my undercarriage.
  6. #66
    That's ok, I accepted death is inevitable, but you'll probably have to copay on your full coverage insurance, get a ticket, get arrested, idk, have to feed the entire country of Africa to "outweigh" it lol
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Kinkou That's ok, I accepted death is inevitable, but you'll probably have to copay on your full coverage insurance, get a ticket, get arrested, idk, have to feed the entire country of Africa to "outweigh" it lol

    It is okay, I have a guy who gets dead hoe out of the paint really well.

    But in all seriousness, we should have a beer sometime. You live in like Texas or some shit right? Unless you're racist or something.
  8. #68
    I'm not racist but I live in michigan. Bring ur snowmobile.
  9. #69
    My Land Cruiser will do fine.
  10. #70
    Tell that to the other ppl who think their SUVs can handle the roads where I live lolol
  11. #71
    I will put my Land Cruiser on skis, then it will be able to cruise land and snow with equal proficiency.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Kinkou the entire country of Africa
  13. #73
    When I first saw this thread I actually thought a land cruiser was one of those FJ cruisers.... I was speechless. Hahahahah
  14. #74
    Obvious bait, Dargo. C'mon.
  15. #75
    I just found it funny. Don't be triggered.
  16. #76
    Yeah thx for that dargo, I'm not actually that retarded, but it's funny you think I am
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Kinkou When I first saw this thread I actually thought a land cruiser was one of those FJ cruisers…. I was speechless. Hahahahah

    I would rather have my mouth sewn to my asshole in a human ouroboros than buy an FJ Cruiser.
  18. #78
    P bad troll is still p bad
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I would rather have my mouth sewn to my asshole in a human ouroboros than buy an FJ Cruiser.

    I have no fucking idea why people think those are cool. I wonder what kind of people they are in their daily lives lol
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Dargo I just found it funny. Don't be triggered.

    Pointing out obvious bait =
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