Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️

2024-10-06 at 7:27 PM UTC

#41

RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

Your so wrong for that if u did that lol

Respect the ritual nigga u get a blessing u non catholic baptized hellion

2024-10-06 at 7:43 PM UTC

#42

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by RIPtotse Your so wrong for that if u did that lol

Respect the ritual nigga u get a blessing u non catholic baptized hellion

It's really on the priest if they can just let people not in a state of grace "slip by" and consume the host. It doesn't sound like that happened, and if it did than Fonaplats was let down by whatever priest allowed it to happen

Also if such a person is able to receive the host, I'm gonna guess NOT on the tongue, who's to say they don't just pocket it and sell it to a local satanic cult for $100? THIS STUFF REALLY HAPPENS!!! THERE ARE ENTIRE SATANIC RINGS THAT DO SLEIGHT-O-HAND MAGIC TO STEAL JESUS!!!

2024-10-06 at 9:26 PM UTC

#43

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol did u take the eucharist?

All I took was a prayer on the back of a postcard that has dying people on it.

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

RIPtotse

2024-10-06 at 9:31 PM UTC

#44

Fluttershy Short Bussy

Originally posted by Fonaplats All I took was a prayer on the back of a postcard that has dying people on it.

Bummer

2024-10-06 at 10:33 PM UTC

#45

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

Originally posted by Fluttershy Bummer

It's okay because I'm in now so all I gotta do is keep sniffing around.

2024-10-06 at 10:48 PM UTC

#46

Bradley Florida Man

do you really worship a kike?

2024-10-06 at 10:57 PM UTC

#47

🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Houston

You should light candles. That stuff actually works.

2024-10-06 at 10:57 PM UTC

#48

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

This thread is truly powerful and I think proves the concept for an AI church with a pizza oven in the front and an LLM in the back. Just imagine firing the oven up every sunday filling the air with the aroma of fresh cooking pete and people pouring in like souls into the gates of heaven

tantalized by delicious triangles that will make them contemplate the trinity

Luke 14:16-23 (Parable of the Great Banquet) – "A certain man was preparing a great banquet and invited many guests… 'Come, for everything is now ready.'"
In this parable, food is used as a symbol of God's grace and the invitation to enter the kingdom of heaven. The banquet becomes a metaphor for the blessings and love offered by Christ.

Are cabbages holy? Probably not

The Bible does not specifically mention plants from the Brassica genus, which includes vegetables like cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, and mustard greens. However, the closest possible reference to a Brassica plant would be the mustard plant, which is a member of the Brassicaceae family (though not the Brassica genus itself).
Mustard Plant in the Bible:

Matthew 13:31-32 – "The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds come and perch in its branches."

2024-10-06 at 11:01 PM UTC

#49

🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Houston

All the brassicas come from a common ancestor.

That plant really colonised us.

We are all the bitch of a bronze age cabbage.

2024-10-06 at 11:07 PM UTC

#50

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]