Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️

1. 2024-10-08 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #101
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I heard a Canadian was made Cardinal and I hoped it was Douglas "William Bill" Crosby, my local bishop
   
   

   Originally posted by Iron Ree this is the name of a real Bishop of the catholic church
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Crosby

2. 2024-10-08 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   The papal secretary comes into the office, looking shaken.
   
   “What is it, my son? Has something happened?” the pope asks.
   
   “Holy Father, there is good news, and bad news. The good news is, Jesus has returned, and he has just called to talk to you!”
   
   “Hallelujah! To think that I lived to be the pope who would lead the Church at the time of the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior! God be praised! … wait, you said there was bad news?”
   
   “Yes, Your Holiness…. He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”
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3. 2024-10-09 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #103
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The call for NIS to convert has come