Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️

1. 2024-10-06 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Okay so the Catholic Church up the road has cabbage rolls and I'm a slut for cabbage rolls so gonna sign the cross and hym a tune in hopes we get some.
   I look like dog piss today but I'm trying to get ready.
   
   
   
   Does anyone know any Catholic stuff? I have not a clue about a any of it...
2. 2024-10-06 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman
   It's the one true religion.
3. 2024-10-06 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I cut my hair and shaved so I look like a younger boy.
   
   I have no idea what to wear...
   Is it dressy uppy?
4. 2024-10-06 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman
   You can't go wrong with a polo shirt.
5. 2024-10-06 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) You can't go wrong with a polo shirt.

   
   Unless I don't have one :(
6. 2024-10-06 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I went to catholic school my whole life
   
   Its a ritual Magick cult. Have fun
7. 2024-10-06 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I went to catholic school my whole life
   
   Its a ritual Magick cult. Have fun

   
   You wear Gucci. I wear george
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8. 2024-10-06 at 2:33 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   This is the best I can do ATM.
   Cut my hair and shaved. Got a Walmart shirt on and I tied both my shoes.
9. 2024-10-06 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   Gridlocke Houston
   Sometimes God has a way of nudging us back to the correct path when we stray. I hope you enjoy the cabbage rolls, but maybe you'll find something else there that you didn't expect? Just keep an open mind
10. 2024-10-06 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Gridlocke Sometimes God has a way of nudging us back to the correct path when we stray. I hope you enjoy the cabbage rolls, but maybe you'll find something else there that you didn't expect? Just keep an open mind

    
    Suck my asshole faggot.
11. 2024-10-06 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Gridlocke Houston

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Suck my asshole faggot.

    
    Alright buddy, your loss. Just know that it's never too late, God wants you back in his fold.
12. 2024-10-06 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    What's a cabbage roll?
13. 2024-10-06 at 3:04 PM UTC

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    🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman
    Churches are pretty much the only place in a city that aren't purely about money. That's important. You shouldn't let bullshit details like whether-or-not-you-believe-in-god-and-if-so-what-kind distract from enjoying a place that is about recognising there is more to life than rat race materialism.
14. 2024-10-06 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Op just wants to be molested
15. 2024-10-06 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    technically everyone is catholic as there is only 1 "church" and trianglism meets all the theological definitions of a holy order.
    
    If you want to troll catlicks just ask them what they think about "Fiducia Supplicans" and "Vatican II"
16. 2024-10-06 at 4:50 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    #CatholicForCabbageRolls
17. 2024-10-06 at 4:53 PM UTC

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    🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "Vatican II"

    
    
18. 2024-10-06 at 5:11 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    Church was fantasic. Everyone sang softly and high pitched.
    They talked about abortion.
    I didn't remember to ask about cabbage rolls but I think I have to go to hypogeum before I can even eat the bread.
19. 2024-10-06 at 5:12 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Bradley What's a cabbage roll?

20. 2024-10-06 at 5:15 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm Catholic now
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