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Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Okay so the Catholic Church up the road has cabbage rolls and I'm a slut for cabbage rolls so gonna sign the cross and hym a tune in hopes we get some.
    I look like dog piss today but I'm trying to get ready.



    Does anyone know any Catholic stuff? I have not a clue about a any of it...
  2. #2
    It's the one true religion.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I cut my hair and shaved so I look like a younger boy.

    I have no idea what to wear...
    Is it dressy uppy?
  4. #4
    You can't go wrong with a polo shirt.
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) You can't go wrong with a polo shirt.

    Unless I don't have one :(
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I went to catholic school my whole life

    Its a ritual Magick cult. Have fun
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I went to catholic school my whole life

    Its a ritual Magick cult. Have fun

    You wear Gucci. I wear george
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  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    This is the best I can do ATM.
    Cut my hair and shaved. Got a Walmart shirt on and I tied both my shoes.
  9. #9
    Gridlocke Houston
    Sometimes God has a way of nudging us back to the correct path when we stray. I hope you enjoy the cabbage rolls, but maybe you'll find something else there that you didn't expect? Just keep an open mind
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Sometimes God has a way of nudging us back to the correct path when we stray. I hope you enjoy the cabbage rolls, but maybe you'll find something else there that you didn't expect? Just keep an open mind

    Suck my asshole faggot.
  11. #11
    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Suck my asshole faggot.

    Alright buddy, your loss. Just know that it's never too late, God wants you back in his fold.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    What's a cabbage roll?
  13. #13
    Churches are pretty much the only place in a city that aren't purely about money. That's important. You shouldn't let bullshit details like whether-or-not-you-believe-in-god-and-if-so-what-kind distract from enjoying a place that is about recognising there is more to life than rat race materialism.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Op just wants to be molested
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    technically everyone is catholic as there is only 1 "church" and trianglism meets all the theological definitions of a holy order.

    If you want to troll catlicks just ask them what they think about "Fiducia Supplicans" and "Vatican II"
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    #CatholicForCabbageRolls
  17. #17
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "Vatican II"

  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Church was fantasic. Everyone sang softly and high pitched.
    They talked about abortion.
    I didn't remember to ask about cabbage rolls but I think I have to go to hypogeum before I can even eat the bread.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley What's a cabbage roll?
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm Catholic now
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