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2017-06-13 at 12:03 AM UTC

#81

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by Sophie Sounds like a movie i would watch.

That was in a movie.
Now this is going to bug me until I can remember the name of it.

2017-06-13 at 12:17 AM UTC

#82

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by AngryOnion That was in a movie.
Now this is going to bug me until I can remember the name of it.

Allow me to help.

Cruel Intentions

2017-06-13 at 10:29 AM UTC

#83

NARCassist gollums fat coach

have you sinned today children? how long was it since your last confession? bout time for another don't you think?

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2017-06-13 at 10:31 AM UTC

#84

NARCassist gollums fat coach

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2017-06-13 at 10:33 AM UTC

#85

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by NARCassist have you sinned today children? how long was it since your last confession? bout time for another don't you think?

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I have, Father. It has been 1 page since my last confession. I have sinned in both thought and action. I am guilty of the sins of Pride, Lust and Gluttony. Tell me what i must do.

2017-06-13 at 10:34 AM UTC

#86

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Sophie I have, Father. It has been 1 page since my last confession. I have sinned in both thought and action. I am guilty of the sins of Pride, Lust and Gluttony. Tell me what i must do.

alright, what did you do now?

do I really want to hear this?

maybe you'd be better off with one of those catholic priests.

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2017-06-13 at 10:35 AM UTC

#87

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by NARCassist alright, what did you do now?

do I really want to hear this?

maybe you'd be better off with one of those catholic priests.

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I give Catholic priests OPSEC tips bro.

2017-06-13 at 10:37 AM UTC

#88

NARCassist gollums fat coach

did you do your 5 1/2 million my nigs and wags yet? be honest

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2017-06-13 at 10:39 AM UTC

#89

NARCassist gollums fat coach

if not, I wrote a simple python program that wrote fuck off to the screen 3 million times the other day. maybe you could edit it.

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2017-06-13 at 10:41 AM UTC

#90

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by NARCassist did you do your 5 1/2 million my nigs and wags yet? be honest

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5.5 Million you say? I'd rather burn in hell. But i will do one for the heck of it.

My Nigga who art in Space. Hallowed be thy name, thy station come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Space. Give us this day our daily rations and forgive us our faggotry as we forgive those who fag against us. And lead us not to Reddit but deliver us from normies. Amen.

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2017-06-13 at 10:42 AM UTC

#91

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by NARCassist if not, I wrote a simple python program that wrote fuck off to the screen 3 million times the other day. maybe you could edit it.

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You're a veritable hacker already.

2017-06-13 at 10:57 AM UTC

#92

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Sophie You're a veritable hacker already.

here..


def say(message, times=1):
.....print message * times
say('my nigga', 2000000)
say('wagran', 3500000)

now do your penance, it almost school lunchtime.

edit: replace dots for spaces(obvious)

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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-06-13T15:41:00.872389+00:00

2017-06-13 at 12:22 PM UTC

#93

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by NARCassist here..

now do your penance, it almost school lunchtime.

edit: replace dots for spaces(obvious)

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Pretty good. Now learn to use code tags ya goof.

2017-06-13 at 3:41 PM UTC

#94

NARCassist gollums fat coach

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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2017-06-13 at 3:43 PM UTC

#95

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by NARCassist

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That's just...unpleasant.

2017-06-13 at 3:46 PM UTC

#96

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I WANT YOur SOUL

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2017-06-14 at 7:01 PM UTC

#97

NARCassist gollums fat coach

nobody confessing today? you'll go to nigga hell.

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2017-06-14 at 8:03 PM UTC

#98

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by NARCassist nobody confessing today? you'll go to nigga hell.

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Your church scares me. Does it have a formal name so I can warn my people?

2017-06-14 at 11:40 PM UTC

#99

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Your church scares me. Does it have a formal name so I can warn my people?

Church of Iggy Pop

2017-06-14 at 11:43 PM UTC

#100

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I've already confessed everything about me

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