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I got my mail-order kid today

  1. 2017-06-13 at 8:03 AM UTC
    #101
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra NOT A CAUSAL RELATIONSHIP

    Sooo...why don'tcha talk?
  2. 2017-06-13 at 8:12 AM UTC
    #102
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dargo Sooo…why don'tcha talk?

    Many parents are toxic as fuck and are never going to change. Sometimes it's best to go no contact. My father was absolutely insufferable much of the time, I hated being around him.
  3. 2017-06-13 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #103
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Many parents are toxic as fuck and are never going to change. Sometimes it's best to go no contact. My father was absolutely insufferable much of the time, I hated being around him.

    Your father died too? I did not know that.
  4. 2017-06-13 at 8:15 AM UTC
    #104
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let's try this:



    Admittedly my GIMP-fu needs work.
  5. 2017-06-13 at 8:15 AM UTC
    #105
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wish my dad was dead.
  6. 2017-06-13 at 8:16 AM UTC
    #106
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I wish my dad was dead.

    You can fulfill that wish y'know.
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  7. 2017-06-13 at 8:17 AM UTC
    #107
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo You can fulfill that wish y'know.

    What exactly are you going to do with that mail order kid, once the time is right?
  8. 2017-06-13 at 8:18 AM UTC
    #108
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What exactly are you going to do with that mail order kid, once the time is right?

    Send him off to a private college or tradeschool.
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  9. 2017-06-13 at 8:19 AM UTC
    #109
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Let's try this:



    Admittedly my GIMP-fu needs work.

    Aww yis. Much better. The blind-fold looks extra fake now though, so get the original apply your effects like you did before and just block his eyes out with an obvious black bar. It's important that the black bar has no effects on it so it looks like the original was bleak and grainy and all you did was add a black bar. Also get a "crime stoppers" poster and shoop the pic in there. Add something like "reward to solve this kidnapping/murder. Call 555-738-029".
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  10. 2017-06-13 at 8:21 AM UTC
    #110
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Aww yis. Much better. The blind-fold looks extra fake now though, so get the original apply your effects like you did before and just block his eyes out with an obvious black bar. It's important that the black bar has no effects on it so it looks like the original was bleak and grainy and all you did was add a black bar. Also get a "crime stoppers" poster and shoop the pic in there. Add something like "reward to solve this kidnapping/murder. Call 555-738-029".

    Dude. You have the pic. Do it yourself?
  11. 2017-06-13 at 8:25 AM UTC
    #111
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Dude. You have the pic. Do it yourself?

    I hate GIMP. Since i switched to Linux i have not had photoshop.
  12. 2017-06-13 at 8:27 AM UTC
    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Got it:

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  13. 2017-06-13 at 8:27 AM UTC
    #113
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hate or not u just do it. I can do all the things you required in lunapic.
  14. 2017-06-13 at 8:29 AM UTC
    #114
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Got it:


    Nicu.
  15. 2017-06-13 at 8:29 AM UTC
    #115
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Hate or not u just do it. I can do all the things you required in lunapic.

    Dargo already did.
  16. 2017-06-13 at 8:30 AM UTC
    #116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Poor Tommy.
  17. 2017-06-13 at 8:30 AM UTC
    #117
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Your father died too? I did not know that.

    No, I never said that. I used the past tense because I haven't lived with or contacted my family at all in nearly a decade.
  18. 2017-06-13 at 8:31 AM UTC
    #118
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  19. 2017-06-13 at 8:32 AM UTC
    #119
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice No, I never said that. I used the past tense because I haven't lived with or contacted my family at all in nearly a decade.

    Literally NONE? That astounds me. Not mom , dad , aunt , uncle, cousin, ??
  20. 2017-06-13 at 8:41 AM UTC
    #120
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo Send him off to a private college or tradeschool.

    You're going to use accredited institutions of learning to "take care" of the kid? Very diabolical.
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