2017-06-09 at 11:03 PM UTC
Since we're on the shit theme, I was once going to rob a home and also use their bathroom for an explosive fecal deposit that couldn't wait much longer. There doors were locked and that was that so I evacuated my bowels near their back door and wiped with grasses.
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2017-06-09 at 11:51 PM UTC
I didnt go to work but I came home wearing steel toes and pretended I was at work all day
2017-06-10 at 12:19 AM UTC
I havent showered In a week remember? I got this shit down son.
2017-06-10 at 11:32 AM UTC
any confessions today gonts?
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2017-06-10 at 11:47 AM UTC
I burnt 3 meth pipes wasted probably a few points but I got a torch and cleaned them all out, burned 2 more.. I dunno my eyes keep going criss cross.. I am trying not to waste dope but fuck am I ever spun.
i put all the shit away for the day.. just got some loose out for lines.
God damn that burnt dope tasted like plastic but i think someone fucked up there was one rock that just would not melt. I like having 20 new meth pipes and like 50 glass tubes and agood torch to make my own I go through them quick cuz im a tard.
2017-06-10 at 11:54 AM UTC
no trumpy, that's completely forgivable. no need to my niggas or anything.
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2017-06-10 at 12:04 PM UTC
wasting dope is a sin against trianglism.
2017-06-10 at 12:15 PM UTC
no my child, there's plenty more where that came from
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I once razzed a guy's car because he was rude to me.
If you dont know what razzed is it's when you take razer blade and cut through the paint all the way down to the metal.
At first it don't look like much "just a scratch" well after a winter of road salt the bitch opens up like a crack ho's vag with the clap.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
2017-06-10 at 10:01 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by NARCassist
any confessions today gonts?
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I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.
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2017-06-11 at 1:28 PM UTC
where y'all at niggas? this place is dead today. I hope you're all out committing many many sins to confess when you land.
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