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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't believe this is what I'm most looking forward to, not all the social stuff.

    Post nude selfies
  2. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'm 700% sexy.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    i'm so horny I could fuck a fly

    I could fuck a flea

    I could shove my cock in a beehive

    I could fuck a bloated decaying corpse covered in putrid maggots and so many flies that each trust caused them to scatter and then immediately hover around the corpse and land back on it in an endless swarm crawling all over my cock and balls and in my mouth and eyes as I cum

    I could fuck a fleshlight made out of dried roach corpses

    and I would cum faster than any of you
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Looking for the energy to go get wine. Akira sleeping in my bed reminds me of childhood sleepovers where I was uncomfy and couldn't sleep so had to lay in the dark all night.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Just ran into the guy that burnt out my mum's car. Mood = ruined.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Just ran into the guy that burnt out my mum's car. Mood = ruined.

    That sucks to hear. When my mood is ruined, listening to music helps a lot. Maybe it can help you too.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers That sucks to hear. When my mood is ruined, listening to music helps a lot. Maybe it can help you too.

    It was when I was in highschool so I completely forgot about it. He had his pitbull off its leash in the store but I can get revenge later and it's reminded me that I should be a lot angrier than I am, I need to remember things.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Looking for the energy to go get wine. Akira sleeping in my bed reminds me of childhood sleepovers where I was uncomfy and couldn't sleep so had to lay in the dark all night.

    stfu and post nude selfies
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka It was when I was in highschool so I completely forgot about it. He had his pitbull off its leash in the store but I can get revenge later and it's reminded me that I should be a lot angrier than I am, I need to remember things.

    stfu and post nude selfies faggot
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Just ran into the guy that burnt out my mum's car. Mood = ruined.

    stfu and post nude selfies
  11. Kafka sweaty
    P drunk nd watching my old friend on Twitch. Feels like a sad night because I had to put an ointment on Akira now she's scared, can hear a baby crying next door, knowing I have to kill someone.
  12. Originally posted by Kafka Just ran into the guy that burnt out my mum's car. Mood = ruined.

    Why did some guy burn out your mom's car?

    Having wine in bed with GG. Some people say you shouldn't put ice in wine, but all wine tastes better cold and watered down.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why did some guy burn out your mom's car?

    Having wine in bed with GG. Some people say you shouldn't put ice in wine, but all wine tastes better cold and watered down.

    Granite cubes keep drinks cold without watering it down.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I hate it when I lose a whole day because I didn't get enough sleep. It's like being a zombie all day when just a few more hours of sleep could have made it a productive one, and there's no good reason to be conscience when I'm a zombie but can't go back to sleep.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Idk I hate it I'll go the whole day in a zombie state knowing that if I could just sleep an hour it would be a productive one
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Teddybear in the wash how do people sleep without something to clutch
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why did some guy burn out your mom's car?

    Having wine in bed with GG. Some people say you shouldn't put ice in wine, but all wine tastes better cold and watered down.

    probably for giving him some sort of STD
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I hate it when I lose a whole day because I didn't get enough sleep. It's like being a zombie all day when just a few more hours of sleep could have made it a productive one, and there's no good reason to be conscience when I'm a zombie but can't go back to sleep.

    stop taking so many roofies. better get a sump pump to purge your asshole of the testicular deposits
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Teddybear in the wash how do people sleep without something to clutch

    children grow out of that when theyre about four. maybe five

    seek therapy
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk I hate it I'll go the whole day in a zombie state knowing that if I could just sleep an hour it would be a productive one

    stfu and post nude selfies you spamming faggot
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