i'm so horny I could fuck a fly
I could fuck a flea
I could shove my cock in a beehive
I could fuck a bloated decaying corpse covered in putrid maggots and so many flies that each trust caused them to scatter and then immediately hover around the corpse and land back on it in an endless swarm crawling all over my cock and balls and in my mouth and eyes as I cum
I could fuck a fleshlight made out of dried roach corpses
and I would cum faster than any of you
2024-02-06 at 8:11 PM UTC
Looking for the energy to go get wine. Akira sleeping in my bed reminds me of childhood sleepovers where I was uncomfy and couldn't sleep so had to lay in the dark all night.
2024-02-06 at 8:39 PM UTC
Just ran into the guy that burnt out my mum's car. Mood = ruined.
2024-02-06 at 10:36 PM UTC
P drunk nd watching my old friend on Twitch. Feels like a sad night because I had to put an ointment on Akira now she's scared, can hear a baby crying next door, knowing I have to kill someone.
2024-02-06 at 11:06 PM UTC
I hate it when I lose a whole day because I didn't get enough sleep. It's like being a zombie all day when just a few more hours of sleep could have made it a productive one, and there's no good reason to be conscience when I'm a zombie but can't go back to sleep.
2024-02-06 at 11:08 PM UTC
Idk I hate it I'll go the whole day in a zombie state knowing that if I could just sleep an hour it would be a productive one
2024-02-06 at 11:43 PM UTC
Teddybear in the wash how do people sleep without something to clutch