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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I probably did it to save them from being thrown in the trash.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Wonder if it still works.

  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kafka Wonder if it still works.


    It probably does more than you do.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kafka I opened it and shockingly my things from 2005 were in it. I have no recollection of putting them there.

    Pic of it being open then...

    You're a fucking liar because when you made the thread you said you only had that same day to open it and then you were leaving.
    That was a week or more ago by now.
    Stop being such a liar.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    That was before drugs gave me an emotional lobotomy and I realised I can be with someone if it's a coke dealer. I can settle for that.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    One liked me before and some people have said the London one likes me so maybe there is hope.

    "I've been on the streets of Belfast the past few days hanging with crackheads and taking coke in public while police drive past. I was just asking directions, then started kissing him, it turns out he's a coke dealer and thinks we're in a relationship now"
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I knew he was serious when he sent someone to the shop to get him cherry-flavoured gum so we could kiss more.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I don't want to be with him long-term because he's black and those chavvy types seem to like me because I seem calm irl, when I'm the opposite.
  9. Originally posted by Kafka I don't want to be with him long-term because he's black and those chavvy types seem to like me because I seem calm irl, when I'm the opposite.

    Shouldn't that make you want his nubian seed even more.
  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka One liked me before and some people have said the London one likes me so maybe there is hope.

    "I've been on the streets of Belfast the past few days hanging with crackheads and taking coke in public while police drive past. I was just asking directions, then started kissing him, it turns out he's a coke dealer and thinks we're in a relationship now"

  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I knew he was serious when he sent someone to the shop to get him cherry-flavoured gum so we could kiss more.

  12. Kafka sweaty
    It's really like this.

  13. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Pic of it being open then…

    You're a fucking liar because when you made the thread you said you only had that same day to open it and then you were leaving.
    That was a week or more ago by now.
    Stop being such a liar.

    2023-11-09 at 12:38 AM UTC

    going on 2 and a half weeks now. I thought it was odd she was continuing on with the thread. she just makes up little vignettes of shit. it's cute at times but annoying when it continues on.

    she should just write children books of macabre like Tim Burton
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Shouldn't that make you want his nubian seed even more.

    It's a cruelty to bring mixed children into the world, I'm too white and while some blacks are attractive I'll always find blue eyes and ginger hair more attractive.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I wish there were people with dark blue skin, that would be cool.
  16. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka It's a cruelty to bring mixed children into the world, I'm too white and while some blacks are attractive I'll always find blue eyes and ginger hair more attractive.

    I thought most ginger had either green or brown or black eyes.

    I thought Blue eyes was more Blonde or dirty, strawberry blonde peeps like me

    I have Blue eyes and redish blond hair. everyone though is mixed. even the irish were mixed with Normandy invasion and Romans and Spanish when a armada crashed and they stuck around.

    what are you? asian and irish
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Sighs.

  18. Kafka sweaty
    Actually very few Irish are descended from the Spanish. The celts came from the river Danube. Irish are a mix of celtic, saxon and viking, the same as British people, but I'd say the British are more saxon.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I cr if celts were blonde or they dyed their hair that colour. They'd make it spiky and wore checkered and colourful clothing. They probably wouldn't look out of place today.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I've only noticed gingers with blue eyes irl, brown eyes and ginger seems rare. Green eyes are usually someone with brown hair. The most common combination in Northern Ireland is black hair with blue eyes.
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