Help opening a safe

1. 2023-11-13 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #101
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah I'd say just see if you can rent an angle grinder, I wouldn't want to see your pretty face blown up.

   
   They're only £30 on Amazon. I wouldn't feel comfortable using it tbh like I'd never dare hold a chainsaw, just too clumsy. I'll see if I can find someone trustworthy to help.
2. 2023-11-13 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #102
   Kafka sweaty
   One time I was holding scissors and just froze, couldn't move my hand and I told this girl to take them off me but she was scared to death and I ended up cutting her.
3. 2023-11-13 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #103
   Kafka sweaty
   I can see myself dropping the angle grinder.
4. 2023-11-13 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #104
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   just feather it, don't press hard
   
   if you don't lock the trigger it'll stop if you take your hand off it
5. 2023-11-13 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #105
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   An angle grinder should work
6. 2023-11-13 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 An angle grinder should work

   
   yeah she wants to use a hammer ig
7. 2023-11-13 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #107
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra just feather it, don't press hard
   
   if you don't lock the trigger it'll stop if you take your hand off it

   
   her shaky hamd will cause the cutting disc to break and shoot into her face.
8. 2023-11-13 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   op is a dumb bitch who can't deliver on anything.
   If I had that safe I'd have opened it in minutes and posted a video.
   Kafka is a horrible woman who hates humanity.
9. 2023-11-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kafka One time I was holding scissors and just froze, couldn't move my hand and I told this girl to take them off me but she was scared to death and I ended up cutting her.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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10. 2023-11-13 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #110
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i THINK KAFKA CUT THE GIRL FUYS
11. 2023-11-13 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    No
    1
    curr
12. 2023-11-13 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #112
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    fuys i think kafka is still alive
13. 2023-11-13 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 fuys i think kafka is still alive

    
    Me too, fuys.
14. 2023-11-13 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #114
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Her name is Kafka Hoffa
15. 2023-11-13 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #115
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Kafka One time I was holding scissors and just froze, couldn't move my hand and I told this girl to take them off me but she was scared to death and I ended up cutting her.

    
    One time I was holding scizzors and melted they said SCRON YOU BLOODY MELT so I stabbed them in the eye with scizzzors
16. 2023-11-14 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #116
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 One time I was holding scizzors and melted they said SCRON YOU BLOODY MELT so I stabbed them in the eye with scizzzors

    
    If you stab them in the eye, they just groan and slump down in a pile. If you stab them in the foot, they hop around madly and howl. Learn to get some bang for your buck, kid, or bang for your scissors, in this case.
17. 2023-11-14 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #117
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    "If your right eye makes you stumble and leads you to sin, tear it out and throw it away, for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
18. 2023-11-23 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #118
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Haxxor

    
    saved me the trouble of screen capping her triple post-whoring and imgbb'n it and referencing just this
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2023-11-24 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #119
    Kafka sweaty
    I opened it and shockingly my things from 2005 were in it. I have no recollection of putting them there.
20. 2023-11-24 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread delivers