Help opening a safe

1. 2023-11-09 at 6:46 AM UTC

   #41
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   can almost guarantee the bolts are welded in place, otherwise what's the point
2. 2023-11-09 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Third Temple splay? what is he, the GOATSE model?

   
   When I'm done with him he'll make goatse look like the puckered pooper of an anal virgin
3. 2023-11-09 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #43
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor douche bag!

   
   Don't be shy...you know you want it
4. 2023-11-09 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka This safe has been here for decades, no key for it, never opened. Since it's my last night here I want to open it and am not sure how. Does anyone have ideas?
   
   

   
   Bring it to Israel and tell the palestinians there's a kike inside...and at the same time tell the kikes there's a palestinian inside
   
   Voila and abracadabra...open says me...
5. 2023-11-09 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Don't sweat all over it.
   What's taking so long?
   Weak ass woman.
6. 2023-11-09 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   its just a waffer lock.
   
   go to lockpicking lawyers channel and search how to pick waffer locks.
7. 2023-11-09 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #47
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   folks I need to learn how to do this sorta stuff and not just in skyrim either.
8. 2023-11-09 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its just a waffer lock.
   
   go to lockpicking lawyers channel and search how to pick waffer locks.

   
   my bad. i meant lever lock.
   
   
9. 2023-11-09 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   Bring it to the local nigger neighborhood and tell the niggers there's a white girl with a 5 pound crack rock inside
10. 2023-11-09 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    niggers are not known to have finese
11. 2023-11-09 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #51
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny niggers are not known to have finese

    
    But they'll get it open
12. 2023-11-09 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #52
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    not with finese
13. 2023-11-09 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #53
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra can almost guarantee the bolts are welded in place, otherwise what's the point

    
    I haven't checked if they are but my dad did do welding so if that's the case it'd be suspicious.
14. 2023-11-09 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #54
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Use a Chinook hella copter to extract it from the evac point and take it to rendezvous tango for a date with the Safe & Key company to do they're magic. Whiskey company is on route to the LZ now!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • totse2118
15. 2023-11-09 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Use a Chinook hella copter to extract it from the evac point and take it to rendezvous tango for a date with the Safe & Key company to do they're magic. Whiskey company is on route to the LZ now!!

    
    If you're going to get that elaborate you may as well just nuke it from orbit
    
    It's the only way to be sure
16. 2023-11-09 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    throw acid on the hinges. looks like a angle grinder would cut right through that thin looking piece of shit.
17. 2023-11-09 at 9 PM UTC

    #57
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    shitpussy did you try to thermite it yet irma
18. 2023-11-09 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    look at the picture. tire hub. she was trying to smash it against the door I bet in a drunken stooper.
    
    bitch is crazy
    
    
19. 2023-11-09 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You calling someone else crazy is comical
20. 2023-11-09 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox You calling someone else crazy is comical

    
    crazy from drug use and getting super insanely high and her behavior is caused by this not because of physical disabilities.
    
    i'll egg your fucking house you keep shit talking me, weaver