Help opening a safe

1. 2023-11-10 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #81
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   heard
   
2. 2023-11-10 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   Smoke the banna skin in the aluminum foil and your good to go
3. 2023-11-10 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #83
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   smoke the aluminum skin in the banana foil and youre good to go, heard
4. 2023-11-10 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #84
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Sounds like a good name for a book: My Dad's Enemy.
5. 2023-11-10 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #85
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sounds like a good name for a book: My Dad's Enemy.

   
   for what ?
   
   child rape survivor ?
6. 2023-11-10 at 7:46 AM UTC

   #86
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Kafka you are officially retarded.

   
   her user name rhymes with CaCa doesn't it?
7. 2023-11-10 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #87
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Hire a highly trained dog sniffer to inspect you're box

   
   stopped reading right there and couldn't stop laughing. You and bradly are the most perverted fucks on this site
8. 2023-11-10 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #88
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   inside the safe is a portal to the pluralverse also the key to kafkas heart
9. 2023-11-10 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #89
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I think Schrödinger's cat is in there. I think he's been there all along.
10. 2023-11-10 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    OP sucks
11. 2023-11-10 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #91
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Fonaplats OP sucks

    
    Wow so toxicity and rude!
12. 2023-11-10 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #92
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    thermite would also be pretty easy to use, but put it in a lil clay holder to hold it in place so it burns where you want
13. 2023-11-10 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #93
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    MY CRuCIBLE, ARCHIBALD!
14. 2023-11-10 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #94
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Parts of Jimmy Hoffa are inside. Your father a union man much?
15. 2023-11-13 at 10:10 AM UTC

    #95
    Kafka sweaty
    What kind of tool do I need to buy to open it? I don't want to go anywhere near my uncle's house for the acid. It was a large container of acid so I wouldn't be able to put it in a bag or anything.
16. 2023-11-13 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #96
    Kafka sweaty
    I just assumed the acid was for something related to horses, that maybe he wouldn't be allowed to buy it otherwise? All the other stuff in the shed was things for his horses.
17. 2023-11-13 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #97
    Kafka sweaty
    Explosives aren't an option in case that's what's inside. Idk anything about my dad's part in the troubles.
18. 2023-11-13 at 10:31 AM UTC

    #98
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't know what's up here either and am not going up without a hazmat suit but I recall my dad said he let spiders crawl over his face in an attic because he wasn't scared of them.
    
    
19. 2023-11-13 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #99
    Kafka sweaty
    I might send Akira up with one of those cat cameras.
20. 2023-11-13 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I could cook something up but only know the theory so may do damage to the contents of the safe, myself etc.

    
    Yeah I'd say just see if you can rent an angle grinder, I wouldn't want to see your pretty face blown up.