Help opening a safe

1. 2023-11-09 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   This safe has been here for decades, no key for it, never opened. Since it's my last night here I want to open it and am not sure how. Does anyone have ideas?
   
   
2. 2023-11-09 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   rake the lock
   
   
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3. 2023-11-09 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #3
   Kafka sweaty
   I don't have time to learn lockpicking and can't actually use a can-opener, was hoping to use some kind of force but am not sure with what or how.
4. 2023-11-09 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   hinges are exposed, you can probably cut them with an angle grinder
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5. 2023-11-09 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra hinges are exposed, you can probably cut them with an angle grinder

   
   that.
   
   use a diamond blade with running water to cool it then use the largest crowbar that can be found to pry it open
6. 2023-11-09 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #6
   Kafka sweaty
   Guess there's not enough time. All I can think to do is take a hammer to the hinges.
7. 2023-11-09 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #7
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   use the key or the combo.
   
   fuck no wonder they apy me the big bucks to be here
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8. 2023-11-09 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #8
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   or just blow it up with sophies istructions on how2make homemade explosives.
9. 2023-11-09 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #9
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian or just blow it up with sophies istructions on how2make homemade explosives.

   
   I could cook something up but only know the theory so may do damage to the contents of the safe, myself etc.
10. 2023-11-09 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #10
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Kafka I don't have time to learn lockpicking and can't actually use a can-opener, was hoping to use some kind of force but am not sure with what or how.

    
    you might not have to
    
    there is a chance raking the lock could set the pins and open it if it's just some old one like that idk how old locks work but I imagine they aren't very well designed
11. 2023-11-09 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #11
    Kafka sweaty
    I'll try the hammer. Thanks for trying to help anyway.
12. 2023-11-09 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #12
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    idk if there's anything you can use to make a makeshift rake. I don't have any lockpicking tools so i've never had a desire to learn
    
    
    the ultimate lockpick
13. 2023-11-09 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #13
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    maybe it has no panties on, dig a tunnel into its duff
14. 2023-11-09 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #14
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 idk if there's anything you can use to make a makeshift rake. I don't have any lockpicking tools so i've never had a desire to learn
    
    
    the ultimate lockpick

    
    theres a reason the CIA released 'the anarchists cookbook' to the general public.
15. 2023-11-09 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #15
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    theres a reason you made a post, whats youre points
16. 2023-11-09 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #16
    Kafka sweaty
    Would sulfuric acid erode it? My uncle keeps that in his shed.
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17. 2023-11-09 at 1:22 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not in any reasonable amount of time
    
    if you don't have power tools you probably won't be able to do it, maybe try banging the pins out of the hinges
18. 2023-11-09 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Guess there's not enough time. All I can think to do is take a hammer to the hinges.

    
    why are women so fucking difficult. pick the fucking thing as shown. just get two fucking paper clips and bend one 90 degrees and make the s pick you stupid faggot
19. 2023-11-09 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #19
    toilet clogger Houston

    Originally posted by Kafka Would sulfuric acid erode it? My uncle keeps that in his shed.

    
    ur unkels dik up.mi but in hems shed faget
20. 2023-11-09 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Third Temple why are women so fucking difficult. pick the fucking thing as shown. just get two fucking paper clips and bend one 90 degrees and make the s pick you stupid faggot

    
    Why are you such a misogynist?
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