Help opening a safe

1. 2023-11-09 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #61
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   rent a thermal lance
2. 2023-11-09 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #62
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   
3. 2023-11-09 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   i could bust that door off with a sledge hammer. its not a safe. at least not in the traditional sense. its just a shitty steel locker
   
   now I want to know what the fuck is in it. I spent this much time interacting with this stupid thread.
4. 2023-11-09 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #64
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Third Temple i could bust that door off with a sledge hammer. its not a safe. at least not in the traditional sense. its just a shitty steel locker
   
   now I want to know what the fuck is in it. I spent this much time interacting with this stupid thread.

   
   I'm convinced my dad knew what was in it, which means he lied about it. But if it was really important maybe he would have emptied it out and there's nothing there now.
5. 2023-11-09 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #65
   Kafka sweaty
   And I think that's his footprint on it.
6. 2023-11-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #66
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Third Temple i could bust that door off with a sledge hammer.

   
   I COULD RIP THE DOOR OFF WITH MY BEAR HANDS JUST LET ME ROLL UP MY SLEEVES AND HNNNNNGGGRRRGGGGGRRRR KERCHUNK!!!, POP! that DOOR would be off in no time but i'm afraid that any female in the vicinities underwear would also fly off just as quick as the door as soon as I get it open
   
   
7. 2023-11-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka And I think that's his footprint on it.

   
   he's passed away. so perhaps his wanted to you see whats in it. otherwise if he was ashamed he would of buried the fucking thing by now. or emptied it out and left the door ajar.
   did you go through his drawers and check around the wood shelfing thing for the key? is it taped under the shelf thing? maybe taped on the underside of his chesser drawers?
   how about the carpet. pull the corner of a carpet back. often people hide shit under the carpet or under the liner below it.
   
   its there somewhere
8. 2023-11-09 at 10 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse2118 I COULD RIP THE DOOR OFF WITH MY BEAR HANDS JUST LET ME ROLL UP MY SLEEVES AND HNNNNNGGGRRRGGGGGRRRR KERCHUNK!!!, POP! that DOOR would be off in no time but i'm afraid that any female in the vicinities underwear would also fly off just as quick as the door as soon as I get it open

   
   you run it under hot water (the lid) and then you take a fork or a butter knife and tap where the lid meets the glass threading. then its super easy.
9. 2023-11-09 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #69
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   stick the jar up your ass and crush the grass with your anal muscles EZ
10. 2023-11-09 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #70
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    his complete lack of reaction is the weirdest thing
11. 2023-11-09 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #71
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Submerge it in a tub of water, let it fill, and then put it in a freezer. The water inside will expand and crack open every seam on it.
12. 2023-11-09 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #72
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Submerge it in a tub of water, let it fill, and then put it in a freezer. The water inside will expand and crack open every seam on it.

    
    I was actually thinking of ice expanding cracks. I don't know what's in it though, could be letters.
13. 2023-11-09 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #73
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Submerge it in a tub of water, let it fill, and then put it in a freezer. The water inside will expand and crack open every seam on it.

    
    That would take too long. It'd be quicker to just core-drill a 4" hole in the side of it then drop in a grenade.
14. 2023-11-09 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #74
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    drop it off an overpass
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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15. 2023-11-09 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #75
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra drop it off an overpass

    
    ...into the path of a semi
16. 2023-11-10 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #76
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Kafka you are officially retarded.
17. 2023-11-10 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #77
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra drop it off an overpass

    
    Or a rope and pulley tied to the roof onto a hard stone.
18. 2023-11-10 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #78
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Hire a highly trained dog sniffer to inspect you're box. This will give you great Intel about what may be inside and how to proceed. Henceforth
19. 2023-11-10 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #79
    Kafka sweaty
    My dad wasn't an addict, he would beat them up. I don't want to trust anyone to help me, like the uncle with the sulfuric acid is IRA and my dad's enemy.
20. 2023-11-10 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #80
    Kafka sweaty
    I remember a conversation when I was 14, my uncle and my dad were talking about where they stored their guns, I only remember my uncle's response.